The Simple Things
Chapter 1
What D'ya Mean No
Okay, so this is my first attempt at Fan Fiction so PLEASE don't bite my head off! Any and all reviews are greatly appreciated. Please Enjoy ^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of it's characters…though I do enjoy playing with them.
"I'm so, so hot and you're oh so not." InuYasha sang in his full length mirror as he combed his waist length silver hair. He checked himself out, making sure every piece of his being radiated sexiness. After passing his inspection he sprayed on his cologne and left out his bedroom. InuYasha entered his living room and began searching for his keys, which he almost always loses.
"Damn where are keys?" He looked under his couch and under his coffee table, but to no avail.
"There right here, on your key rack genius." InuYasha bumped his head on the edge of the coffee table at the sound of a deep voice.
"Fuck! Miroku how the hell did you get in?" InuYasha rubbed his head as he snatched his keys from said man. Miroku sat down on the loveseat and smiled at his angry friend.
"You have the worst habit of leaving your front door wide open. Anyone could just walk in here."
"Yeah? I dare them!" InuYasha walked into his medium sized kitchen and grabbed a bagel, popping it in the toaster.
"What are you doing here anyways?" he asked Miroku as he waited on his breakfast.
"Sango's throwing a welcome home party for sister in three hours and she wants us there." Miroku answered tossing InuYasha the cream cheese spread out the refrigerator. InuYasha took his time answering as he put the spread on his bagel.
"You don't remember Kagome do you?" It was too obvious to Miroku that InuYasha was clueless, that's why he wasn't answering.
"Is she hot?" InuYasha asked before taking a huge bite of his bagel and leaning against the counter opposite Miroku. Miroku let out a loud sigh and pulled a picture out of his wallet of Sango and Kagome their senior year. He handed it to InuYasha. InuYasha chewed the last of his bagel and looked at the picture.
"I don't know-wait-metal face? Her sister is metal face?" InuYasha laughed hard as he handed the picture back to Miroku. He teased that girl all four years of high school. She had braces, glasses and bad acne, she was practically begging for him to tease her.
Miroku rolled his eyes at his friends childish behavior and pocketed the picture. He waited for InuYasha to calm down before talking again.
"If you're done, can we leave now? Sango wants us to help set up everything for the party."
"Hell no! No way is InuYasha Taisho going to be caught dead at that geeks party." InuYasha began to walk out the kitchen, but stopped when he noticed Miroku dialing a number.
"Who you calling?" Miroku looked up at InuYasha as he put the phone to his ear.
"Just Sango, you know to tell her you don't want to go because you think her younger sister's ugly." InuYasha's eyes got wide and he snatched Miroku's phone and ended the call. InuYasha know about Sango's famous temper and he didn't want to be the one to piss her off.
"Well shall we be off then?" Miroku chuckled as he lead the way out of InuYasha's condo and into the elevator.
"So what's the deal with the leader of the geeks?" InuYasha asked Miroku.
"Well after high school she decided to go to college in America and graduated last year. She's decided to come back here and live now. Sango offered her a job as a legal writer at her firm."
"Oh." InuYasha began to think about his own life after high school. He graduated top of his class, got tops marks in college and graduated with a degree in business. He started his own telecommunications company which turned out to be a huge success. He was practically swimming in money. On top of that he had every hot chick he laid his eyes on, hot cars, a hot condo. He was the ultimate bachelor.
The men exited the elevator and headed towards InuYasha's car. The ride to Sango's was quiet, much to InuYasha's pleasure, until they reached their destination.
"InuYasha, please for the sake of men everywhere, don't say anything rude to Kagome. Sango will kill every male there if they make Kagome's return disastrous." Miroku looked at InuYasha with pleading eyes, which made InuYasha laugh.
"Translation is Sango won't give you any if you don't get me to behave. Don't worry Roku I won't say a thing to Kandace." InuYasha said exiting his car.
"Kagome, InuYasha, her name is Kagome." Miruko said as he caught up with InuYasha at Sango's door.
"Yeah that's what I said." InuYasha opened the door and walked in. Earning himself a smack in the head.
"Damn, that's a fucked up welcome committee." InuYasha rubbed his head as he glared at Sango. She kissed Miroku before glaring back at InuYasha.
"That's what you get for walking in here without knocking. Mama Izzy taught you better than that Yash." InuYasha rolled his eyes at Sango and waited for her to make her demands.
"Okay, since you guys are here you can hang up that banner, fixing making the food, set the drinks out, make the food presentable InuYasha. Don't just toss it anywhere like you did last time. Umm…let's see…oh, vacuum the living room, make sure the kitchen is clean and please stack Kagome's gifts by the couch." Sango kissed Miroku's cheek and began walking upstairs.
"And just what the hell will you be doing?" InuYasha yelled up the stairs.
"Getting dressed." Sango replied before closing the bathroom door.
Miroku and InuYasha exchanged glances and began doing as Sango asked. The two sat on the couch tired two hours later. Sango walked downstairs in dark blue skinny jeans with a white casual shirt. She took a look around and nodded her head in approval.
"You boys did a good job. Now look lively the guests will be here soon." Sango went around straightening for ten minutes before the door bell rang. She and welcomed everyone in. InuYasha and Miroku greeted their other friends. Kouga, Ayame, Kagura, and Sesshomaru, InuYasha's brother, had all went to high school with them.
"Yash, how's business." Kouga asked as he sipped a beer. All the guys were huddled together while the women sat on the couch by the front door talking amongst themselves.
"It's still making me rich." Kouga chuckled and finished his beer.
"What about you Sess still stomping on the rest of your co-workers at the firm?" Miroku asked Sesshomaru.
"Wouldn't be right if I wasn't on top. Are you still the best surgeon in Tokyo, Miroku?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Surprising considering on the women you've felt up." Kouga directed his comment at Miroku. Miroku chuckled and rubbed his neck.
"Yeah, well I have Sesshomaru to thank for that."
"And Sango for whipping your ass in to shape with her pus-" InuYasha's comment was interrupted by the girls screaming at the door. The guys looked at them confused.
"What the fuck are they so happy about?" InuYasha asked trying to see what had their panties in a bunch.
"I do believe Kagome just walked in." Miroku said smiling in the direction of someone. The other men followed his gaze and saw why the girls were screaming.
InuYasha felt his lips part and his mouth go dry. That was NOT metal face. Not a chance in hell! The girl walking their way was hotter than the hottest chick in his phonebook. And he had super hotties in his phonebook. She had long, wavy black hair that hung down to her waist. She had flawless creamy skin and the smile of a model. Her eyes were a beautiful shade of grey and she had the cutest button nose.
Her body was a whole other type of beauty for him. It was past perfect. It was unreal. No way could a human woman posses a body like that! She was thin but not too thin, her curves were in all the right spots, her bully was flat and toned. She had to be hand drawn by the God's. That's all there was to it. She was coming home with him tonight. No if, ands or buts about it.
"Yash! Damn man you were dazed." Kouga said after snapping his fingers in InuYasha's face. InYasha shook his head and realized Kagome was now standing right next to him, hugging Miroku. She hugged Kouga and Sesshomaru before turning to look at InuYasha.
"Hi InuYasha. How are you?" She asked in the sweetest voice he had ever heard. He was positive she'd sound sexy moaning his name, begging him to fuc-
"InuYasha? Are you okay?" Kagome looked at InuYasha worriedly. He managed a smirk and chuckled a little.
"Yeah I was just thinking about something. No big deal. I've been great got a great business making millions. Maybe I could buy you something one day." He gave her his sexiest smile and just knew she would be dropping her jeans tonight.
"No thanks. Anyway it was nice seeing you guys." She turned and walked back towards Sango, Ayame and Kagura. InuYasha watched her as she walked away, her perfectly rounded ass swaying back and forth and back and forth and bac-
"Yash, you got it bad man." Kouga patting InuYasha on his back. Miroku and Sesshomaru laughed at him.
"Are you going to make it your business to get in her pants little brother?" Sesshomaru asked with amusement in his voice.
"That'll never happen. Kagome is way too classy, plus she's still a virgin." Miroku said, making InuYasha's mouth fly open in disbelief.
"So do you still have people believing you're a virgin?" Kagura asked Kagome. Kagome laughed softly and nodded her head.
"I'm lost it my sophmore year of college to Shiro."
"I remember Shiro, he was such a sweet guy. What ever happened to him?" Sango asked handing Kagome another gift to open. Kagome opened it to reveal a cappuccino maker. She thanked Ayame for it.
"We're still friends. He came back here as soon as we graduated. We're actually supposed to hang out sometime soon since I'm here to stay." Kagome said while unwrapping a new laptop from Sango. She opened Kagura's gift next and had to hold back a fierce blush. Kagome held up a red see through negligee.
The girls began laughing as the guys made whistle noises. InuYasha sat next to Kagome, and grabbed the negligee.
"I think you'll look sexy in this. Maybe you can model it for me." He smirked and held the negligee against her as if he were trying to imagine her in it. Kagome blushed and snatched it back from him and put it back in it's package.
"Or maybe not." InuYasha smirked. He then took Kagome's hands in his and stared into her eyes. No woman ever resisted that look. He had this in the bag.
"So Kandy, how about we grab your gifts, drop them off at your new place, head to my place and get to know each other a little better?" His smirk turned into a charming smile. Yup, he had her.
"It's Kagome and we went to high school together so I know you." Kagome said trying to pull her hands back, but to no avail.
"That's what I said. Anyway I know I was a total ass towards you in high school, but we were young and I want to apologize for my childish antics." InuYasha laid it on thick as he stared into her beautifully grey eyes.
"I accept your apology, even though your childish antics hurt my feelings they also made me a stronger person."
"That's great so what do say we get out here and get to know each other?" The room went completely silent as everyone awaited Kagome's answer. Kagome stared back into InuYasha's eyes and debated. It didn't take her long to form her answer.
"No." Sango immediately began laughing and soon everyone else followed, except InuYasha of course.
"Thought you had her didn't you Yash?" Kagura said while laughing and holding her stomach.
InuYasha just stared at Kagome, who stared right back at him. How the hell did that not work? He did everything! The sexy smile, the intense look, the soft caresses on her hands. What freakin' planet was this chick from? InuYasha Taisho doesn't get turned down! InuYasha pushed Kagome's hands from him harshly and stood up glaring at her. Kagome also stood up and glared back at him.
"Run that by me, one more time?" InuYasha asked trying to make sure he heard her right.
"I said no you egotistical jerk! How dare you think after everything you put me through in high school that I'd actually go home with you." Kagome yelled at him.
"What d'ya mean no?" InuYasha shouted at her. "Do you know who I am? I don't get told no!"
"Did you even hear anything I just said?"
"Fuck that, who are you to tell me no?" InuYasha continued to shout, while everyone watched the sudden entertainment.
"I'm Kagome Higurashi! The girl that isn't going to let you have your way so get used to it." Kagome poked him in the chest as she yelled. Everyone began to snicker until the two arguing fixed them with killer glares.
"Shut up!" they both said at the same time, looking at their friends. They turned back to each other and gave one another deadly glares.
"Things have changed since high school Taisho. You can't just run over me anymore." Kagome said using a tone so icy that even InuYasha almost shivered. Almost.
"I can do what ever the fuck I want and I dare you to try and stop me." InuYasha returned the icy tone.
"I dare you to try and stop me from stopping you."
"I dare you to stop me from stopping you from trying to stop me."
" I dare you two to shut up." Sango broke in. Kagome looked at her and gave InuYasha another deadly glare. She then hugged everyone, except InuYasha, grabbed her keys and left. InuYasha grabbed his keys and left without saying bye to anyone. He wasn't done with her.
Kagome was already turning the corner by the time InuYasha made it outside to his car. He stared after her feeling the anger seep through his pores. Just who the hell was she to talk to him like that! He could buy her if he wanted, hell he could buy Japan if he wanted! InuYasha got into his car still thinking about the girl who dared talk to him like he was just a person on the street instead of a multi billion dollar genius.
"What did she mean no?" he asked himself again before driving off to his condo.
That's the first chapter. The other chapters will be longer I just wanted to introduce everyone. Reviews are welcome and appreciated ^_^
