No. I do not own Twilight. At all.

Emmett-Hi I'm Emmett.

Nessie- Hi I'm Nessie.

Emmett- And this is going to be a bunch of random stories that Jaspersx3mine. Writes about us!

Nessie- Isn't it awesome?

Emmett- Why yes. Yes it is.

Nessie- Nobody says stuff like that Em.

Emmett-Okay. Well review to tell Jaspersx3mine if this is a good idea or not!

Nessie- Oh yea… I'm like 13 now. So… ya.

Emmett- *in the same tone ness used* And I'm like… 100. So… psht ya.

Nessie-Bub-bye now.