yeah yeah...we don't own Hamtaro...blah...blah...ON WITH THE STORY!
The Random Adventures of
Hamtaro and Friends!!
If you don't know about Hamtaro: DO NOT READ THIS!!
(Boss haters rejoice!)
Episode 1: Boss Has No Friends
Boss: Oh Snoozer. You're my only friend.
Snoozer: I...zu zu... never said I was...zu zu... your friend. You're annoying.
Boss: ...well then!
(Screen blacks out for one second. We zoom in on Boss.)
Boss: Lucky shovel, you're my only friend!
(Shovel magically lifts into the air and goes out the door.)
Boss: Hm...it's so lonely in here. One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know! Two can be as bad as-
(Boss turns around.)
Hamtaro:...?
Boss: um...
(Screen blackens out for a second. Then we zoom in on Boss and Hamtaro.)
Both: One is the loneliest number! One is the loneliest number! One!
The End!!
