yeah yeah...we don't own Hamtaro...blah...blah...ON WITH THE STORY!

The Random Adventures of

Hamtaro and Friends!!

If you don't know about Hamtaro: DO NOT READ THIS!!

(Boss haters rejoice!)

Episode 1: Boss Has No Friends

Boss: Oh Snoozer. You're my only friend.

Snoozer: I...zu zu... never said I was...zu zu... your friend. You're annoying.

Boss: ...well then!

(Screen blacks out for one second. We zoom in on Boss.)

Boss: Lucky shovel, you're my only friend!

(Shovel magically lifts into the air and goes out the door.)

Boss: Hm...it's so lonely in here. One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know! Two can be as bad as-

(Boss turns around.)

Hamtaro:...?

Boss: um...

(Screen blackens out for a second. Then we zoom in on Boss and Hamtaro.)

Both: One is the loneliest number! One is the loneliest number! One!

The End!!