Hugolocks and the three sheep
As Told By. The greatest pilot in all Skylands.
That's me! Captain Flynn. BOOM!
Let's see... It happened like this. There was once this cute little girl mabu named Hugolocks. She had golden curly hair and a cute little pink dress. One day, Hugolocks was really bored so she decided to skip into the forest nearby.
"Oh my! This skipping sure is fun!" She exclaimed. Hugolocks hummed and skipped on, but little did she know, big bad Wolfgang was watching from afar with his girlfriend little red Kaoshood. "Ha Hahaha! Do you see that Wolfgang my dear? It's a little girl. I think we should use plan C.1 quarter to capture her. Then I, little red Kaoshood! Shall be victorious!" Little red Kaoshood said maniacally. Big bad Wolfgang just nodded and laughed with her.
While Hugolocks was skipping, a family of sheep was just starting their day. There was a momma sheep, a daddy sheep, and a cute little baby sheep. The Momma sheep had just got done making their breakfast of lamb chops. Mmmmm! Lamb chops! Add some guacamole to that and that's what I call food! Oh wait! They'er sheep... Eating lamb chops? Oh my! I sure hope Hugolocks doesn't run into them.
Anyways, back to the story. The momma sheep sat the plates of lamb chop down on the table where each sheep sat, then called the daddy and baby sheep to come eat. They all took a bite and the all jumped from the table fanning their mouths. "Hot! Hot! Hot!" The daddy sheep shouted. "Yes! Way too hot!" Said momma sheep. "Mine is too. What should we do?" Cried baby sheep.
"I have an idea. Let's go for a walk and by the time we come back home, our lamb chops should be cooler." Said daddy sheep. Momma and baby sheep agreed and they soon left their house to go for a walk. The sheep had been gone for a little while when Hugolocks skipped up upon their house. She stopped when she saw it. "Oh! What a beautiful house. I never would have thought a beautiful house would be way out this far." She said cheerfully.
She then went up to the door and knocked. The door creaked open. "Huh? It must be ok to enter if the door was open." She said. She then skipped through the door. Almost as soon as she got through the door, the smell of lamb chop hit her nose. "Mmmm! What's that yummy smell?" She asked. Her belly started to growl.
"Oh my, I didn't know I was hungry. Well, I should see were the smell is coming from. Whatever it is, smells wonderful." She said in a soft singy sort of way. She then made her way to where the food was. Her mouth watered at the sight of the lamb chop. She sat down to where the momma sheep's lambchop was, cut off a piece, and put it in her mouth. She spat it out and fanned her mouth. "Ah! This lamb chop is too hot!" She exclaimed. Her belly growled some more.
"I better try the next one." She said. She then scooted down to daddy sheep's lamb chop. She cut off a piece and put it in her mouth. She spat it out in disgust. "Ugh! This lamb chop is too cold!" she complained as her belly growled even more. She frowned."There's one left, I hope I can eat it. I am soooo hungry." She grumbled.
She then scooted down to baby sheep's lamb chop. she cut off a piece and put it in her mouth. "Mmmmmm! This is just right!" She exclaimed. She then dug in and ate all of baby sheep's lamb chop. As Hugolocks ate the lamb chop, big bad Wolfgang and little red Kaoshood came upon the house.
"Yes... I'm sure I saw that little girl go into that house my dear Wolfgang. My evil plan is working. I'm going to get a peek through that window." Little red Kaoshood said as she pointed at a window that conveniently looked into the dining area. "Ok luv. Ya go do dat. I'm gonna get me amps and me axe. If she don't cooperate, I'll blow down the house with my rock! Aroooo!" Big bad Wolfgang said excitedly. Little red Kaoshood nodded.
"Good idea. That's why I love you. Your so ingenious like me, little red Kaoshood!" she said. She then went over to the window and peered in. "Yes! I see her. Ha hahaha! Wolfgang my dear, this is so perfect." She said with a sneer. Hugolocks was still unaware of little red Kaoshood or her boyfriend big bad Wolfgang. She finished up baby sheep's lamb chop happily. "Oh! I'm so full! I think I'm going to go sit down somewhere comfortable." She said. It didn't take her long to find chairs.
"Oooo! I like how this one looks." She said as she sat in the daddy sheep's chair. She didn't sit in it long. She got up and rubbed her back. "Ooo! Owe! That chair is too hard." She said. She then went over to the momma sheep's chair. "This one looks pretty!" She said. She then sat in it. She started to sink into the cushion. She got out of the chair.
"That chair is too soft. Oh well, there's one more to try." She said as she went over to the baby sheep's chair. She soon sat in it. "Oh! Yes! This is just right!" She said. Almost as soon as she said it, the chair broke. "Oh my! Woops!" She said as she struggled to get up. As she got up she heard a tapping on the window near the dining area. She looked over at the window and saw little red Kaoshood. Hugolocks walked over to see out better.
"Hello? Who are you?" She asked. Little red Kaoshood huffed and growled. "How dare you not know of me, little red Kaoshood! When I'm done with you, you will never forget my name. Never!" Hugolocks backed away from the window. "Oh my!" She cried. Just then the family sheep came back home and saw little red Kaoshood and big bad Wolfgang. "Hey! Who are you and what are you doing here?" Asked daddy Sheep. Little red Kaoshood and big bad Wolfgang turned their gaze to the sheep.
"Ha! This is even more perfect! You will be a part of my plan as well, so surrender to me, little red Kaoshood." She said with maniacal grin. "Surrender? Ha! Your on our property. You should be the ones that surrender to us." Daddy sheep said. Little red Kaoshood laughed. "Ha! Don't make me laugh! Wait, too late, you already did. My dear Wolfgang. Tell them what's going to happen if they don't surrender to me, little red Kaoshood!" She said.
Big bad Wolfgang got the amps he went to get earlier and brought them beside little red Kaoshood and hooked up his axe to them. "Luv, you might wanna get dem special earmuffs I got you. I cranked me amps to da max.' big bad Wolfgang said. Little red Kaoshood looked up at big bad Wolfgang with a smirk and nodded. she then pulled out a pair of earmuffs from her cloak and placed them on her ears then looked ahead at the sheep.
"If ya don't surrender. I'm gonna strum! I'm gonna pick, I'm gonna use me power chord til I blow you away! Awoooo! Got dat?" Asked big bad Wolfgang. With that threat, the sheep ran into their house where they saw their food was ate and their chairs were sat in, and there was a little girl standing between their dining and living area. "Hey! Who are you and what are you doing in our house?' Daddy sheep asked. Hugolocks jumped back. 'T-this is y-your house?" She asked in a terrified tone.
"Yes! And you are in our house, and you ate our food and sat in our chairs!" Daddy sheep yelled. "Daddy, she broke my chair!" Baby sheep cried. Daddy sheep was furious. "You know, we are mostly cannibal, but we can change that for your case for the wrongs you have done!" daddy sheep growled. "Oh no! Oh no! Oh please! Oh no! Don't eat me!" Hugolocks cried. The sheep family, big bad Wolfgang, and little red Kaoshood would've most likely been her doom, but you know what? Yours truly swooped in on my airship and I rescued poor Hugolocks. BOOM! Ha! Ha! Ha! That's right, I'm awesome!. There is a moral of the story. Hummm... Oh yeah! Never leave home without some guacamole. The end.
