Hullo, Curse here. I'm bored. And, I am trying to think of something, and I have all these fuckin' plot bunnies bouncing around my head going "WRITE ME! WRITE ME!" and it is driving me mad. And I have until 10:00, let's see how many one-shots I can write. So, this is all speech thingies... It is Fred and George locked in a closet... Yeah, there is a DracoxHarry one like this. Yes, I am taking the idea. Yes, there might be a lemon through speech. No, I don't take credit for the idea of it. No, I do not own Harry Potter. Yes, I want to murder JK Rowling for killing Fred. No, I am not mental. Moving on... (Hex- ... OOOkay..., I Spellchecked it for you, Curse.)
"Did you see Filch's face, Fred?"
"Yup, priceless."
"Yup."
"Let's get out of here, he probablly won't find us anyway..."
"Um..."
"What did you do now, Fred?"
"I didn't do it!"
"What is it?"
"The door won't open."
"Let me try, you idiot."
"..."
"You broke it, Fred!"
"No, I didn't!"
"You fuckin' killed it!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What the hell are you doing?"
"What?"
"Why is your hand there?"
"Sorry..."
"Damn right."
"Are you mad at me, George?"
"..."
"I take that as a yes."
"..."
"Are you still alive, George?"
"..."
"Shit, I killed you, too."
"..."
"Wow, I really did kill you, George."
"..."
"Well, if I get hungry, I always have something to eat..."
"What?!?"
"Nevermind."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing."
"You said something, Fred."
"No I didn't."
"Just tell me."
"No."
"Damn you, Fred."
"You, too."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I'm bored."
"Me, too."
"..."
"..."
"George?"
"Yeah?"
"Why was your hand there?"
"Erm..."
"Tell me."
"No."
"Georgie, tell me!"
"No."
"Please?"
"Not gonna happen."
"TELL ME!"
"Fine, don't kill yourself."
"Good."
"I love you."
"I'm not dense, I love you, too, brother."
"Not like that love. I love you."
"Oh."
"..."
"I love you, too."
The ending is so sappy. I was just really bored. Ow, my leg hurts. Does anyone remember that song called Stacie's Mom or something like that? I haven't heard that in forever... Ha, so, review...
