Mary had a little lamb – Death Note Version

Mello had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mello had a little lamb,
Its hair was white as snow

And everywhere that Mello went,
Mello went, Mello went,
Everywhere that Mello went
The lamb was sure to go

It followed him to around all day
Around all day
It followed him to around all day
Which made Mello get pissed

It made everyone run and hide,
Run and hide, run and hide
It made everyone run and hide
When Mello got mad

And so L-kun yelled at Mello
Yelled at Mello, yelled at Mello
And so L-kun yelled at Mello
But still he attacked Near

And then he om-nom-nommed candy
Nommed candy, nommed candy,
And then he om-nom-nommed candy
Till Mello stopped whining

"Why won't Near leave Mello alone?"
Leave Mello alone? Leave Mello alone?
"Why won't Near leave Mello alone?"
The odd detective sighed

"Why, Near wants chocolate, you know."
Wants chocolate you know, wants chocolate, you know
"Why, Near wants chocolate, you know."
Mello hid the noms