Based on Megan Fox's version of April O'Neil only maybe a bit more clumsy and unprofessional. She does some investigating at a supposedly abandoned warehouse. Some brief language and sexuality in this chapter. No turtles in this story.
The young reporter April O'Neil had a lead on some pretty shady business going on down by the docks. She knew about this abandoned warehouse and some rumours about mechanical noise at night, even strange glowing lights like it was some secret base.
She wasn't exactly stealthy wearing a bright yellow jacket but she went with her gut more times than not when it came to reporting. She biked there and hid the old thing behind some trash cans; which was probably the best place for it.
All she had was her smartphone. She was going to sneak in and wasn't leaving until she found something newsworthy. She always got stuck with lame stories about cats or dieting; just earlier that day she was doing a segment on exercise and bounced on a tiny trampoline. She knew her superiors didn't take her seriously but tonight could change all of that.
"This is April O'Neil reporting for Channel 6 News," she said, whispering loudly into her phone while recording, "I'm outside what used to be a warehouse for a company called McGinley. People have been reporting strange things happening here. Could this be another Area 51? I'm going in to find out. I'm making this recording in case I get captured or worse. It doesn't matter what happens to me, the people have to know. This has been April O'Neil...oh and please if I don't make it, someone please check on my cat...over and out."
She stopped the recording to get up to a window. She stood on a barrel and hoisted herself up. As she lifted the unlocked window pane that was badly cracked and grimey she realized just how out of shape she was. It was pitch dark and musty inside, she almost fell but caught herself on an old rickity shelf she used as a ladder to climb down. She used the flashlight on her phone and looked around. The room she was in had old empty boxes and empty jars on the floor that used to hold whatever McGinley was selling. She felt something on her shoe, she pointed her phone down and saw a huge rat humping her foot. She gasped and kicked it across the room, the loud banging and shrieking from the oversized rodent made her freeze up. She quietly moved into the next room. This is where things got interesting.
A big metal door to a walk in freezer and it was running; there was still power to this place somehow. She looked inside the big round window and saw strange looking canisters filled with purple and green liquid; either this place was was making slurpees or there was something else up. She opened the latch and filmed the canisters. 'MUTAGEN' it said on them.
"Hm. What is all this?" She grabbed one of the purple ones but foolishly knocked two other canisters to the floor. The impact was loud. She tried putting the canister back but two more came tumbling. The two that hit the floor, the green and purple contents were mixing together. April put the undamaged containers back and tried in a desperate attempt to scoop the liquids back up with the broken pieces of their respective containers.
"Shit!" She exclaimed. More containers started falling out like a Domino effect. "Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" She grabbed as many as she could and hugged them close to her chest. She struggled to put them all back. One broke in her hand and some of the purple liquid got in, bring her. Some of it got in her mouth. She was left gagging on the putrid taste. Finally she closed the freezer door. She needed something to wash the taste of what was likely toxic chemicals out of her mouth. She had to get out of there before she got caught bit realized her phone was gone, it must've fell and slid across the floor when she was juggling those stupid things.
Someone quietly came up behind her and put a chloroform rag up to her mouth. "MMMM!"
April slowly came to, at first thinking she was in a hospital because of the painful white lights in her eyes. She was tied to a chair, she saw small cages with animals stacked all around. But the weirdest were the ninjas all dressed in black surrounding her. All wore masks but one. An older Asian woman who must've been their leader. April tried to talk but she had a rag stuffed in her mouth. The woman was nice enough to take it out.
"Who are you?"
"I'll never talk!" April exclaimed, still trying to free herself. "You're that gang responsible for all of the robberies aren't you? What is all of this?"
"Stupid American girl. We are not robbers. We work for the Shredder. But none of that matters now."
"The people demand to know!" April was very whiny when she said this.
The woman was slightly amused, "How old are you?"
"I'm 21 and a half!"
The woman circled around her, looking her over, "I know who you are now! You're O'Neal. You report news on trampoline!"
April rolled her eyes, this couldn't get any more embarrassing, "I don't do my reports on a trampoline ok. Just one time that happened!"
"Well, you are going to die little girl! You came to the wrong place at the wrong time!"
The ninjas started moving in, "Whoa! Whoa! Hold up!" They stopped but not because of her commands. The ropes toed around her chest snapped, her tight shirt was getting tighter and tighter. She looked down and saw that her breasts were growing at an extreme rate.
The Asian woman backed away in fear, "The Mutagen!" She shouted.
Once April's arms were freed she untied the ropes around her ankles.
"Stop her!" She ordered her army of ninjas. April got up and tried making a run for it while dodging the ninjas' attacks.
She held out her hands and somehow blocked one of their kicks like it was nothing. He actually fell backward onto another. April was stunned. Another ninja threw a punch, she grabbed his fist and squeezed it causing his fingers to break. He backed away. She was genuinely excited about the prospect of clobbering all of them. She wasn't watching where she was going and backed up into one of the fallen ninjas. The ninja she blocked from the start was crawling on the floor next to the wall slowly. It was at that moment that April fell backward. The ninja had almost no time to react as April's ass blew up like a balloon and slammed his head into the wall.
April looked past the fact that she just murdered a man with her giant butt and was more surprised by how well her jeans held up and didn't rip under so much pressure. She stood up straight and patted herself, her ass turned back to its original size. "Wow! Those spandex jeans really are handy!"
"Seize her!"
Another ninja took her by surprise and wielded a sword, he swung it at her chest but it broke in half. "Ha! Iron boobs, biatch!" She backhanded him, sending him flying into a wall.
"Retreat! Retreat!"
Everyone ran off and the leader was all that was left. April paced around her as she stood frozen in fear. When April got closer she was down on her knees begging, "No! No! Please...spare me..." April grabbed and pushed her face between her breasts, "Nooo!" Her screams were muffled until her body went limp.
Before April could process what she had just done she saw her phone on the concrete floor. "Oh! There you are!" She wiped it off and slipped it into her jacket pocket. She was bummed to see that her breasts had returned to normal. "How did you do that?" She asked them. She exited the building the same way she came in.
A staticy voice on a walkie-talkie shouted, "Karai! Karai! Come in!"
The thought to be dead female leader woke up in a daze, she picked up the walkie-talkie, "Here, sir..."
"What is happening over there?"
She could hardly find the strength to pull herself up, "We have a problem..."
Will April learn to control her new powers? Find out next time! With Irma (Emma Stone) the channel 6 News secretary.
