Battle of the Species…I got this idea from a Fan Fic where some of the pack members were singing a song. It DOES NOT copy the author's work and I DO NOT own anything except this AWESOME IDEA! It is also set up like a script, but minus the setting.
Warning: OOC and I are high on sugar…and caffeine. BEWARE AND READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Narrator:
It was an especially gloomy day in Forks Washington when Jacob, Seth and Leah entered the Cullen's house. A series of unfortunate events-but not by anything related to a lemon-had occurred the day before and Jake, Leah and Seth had to take part in a music face-off against the Cullens.
Jake: *Walks up to Jasper* Okay, leech, who is singing and who is judging?
Jasper: *Sneers* Well, mongrel, Bella, Emmett and I will sing, and the rest will judge. Now, you are going first.
Seth: *Jumps up and down like Alice* Can I pick the song?
Jake: *nods*
Seth: YES! *fist pump, runs over to music player and picks a song to auto start in two minutes* You guys know the song 'I'm on a Boat', right?
Leah and Jake: *nods*
*song starts*
(Leah, Jake, Seth, combo of any two or three)
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shawty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shawty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's goI'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) *Leah points at Rosalie*
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't SeaWorld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (whoa)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother fuckin' boat (sha-sha-shawty, shawty, yeah)
*song ends, they all strike a pose*
Narrator:
The Cullens erupted into cheers at the Wolves' performance. Jasper, Emmett and Bella walk up to the stage and Emmett picks out their song. They get into position as the music comes on.
*song starts*
(Bella, Emmett, Jasper, Mix)
*(AN: When Bella isn't singing, she's doing the Cyclone)*
O-oh (O-oh)
O-oh (O-oh)
O-oh (O-oh)
Swanananani (nanani, nanani, nanani)
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
Just like a cyclone
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
A mighty cyclone
Now look at that peppa'
On the back of that bumpa'
She aint even playin
When she's shakin that ruppa'
And oh, you aint know?
She gets lower than a muffla'
Even with her girlfriends
Show stopping with a hustla'
The way she move her body
She might see the Maserati
She wanna put it on me
Tryna show me her tsunami
She make it hard to copy
Always tight, never sloppy
And got an entourage
And her own paparazzi
Now there she go again
Ridin through the stormy weatha'
You betta button up
If you wanna go get her
Cause it is what it is
Errybody wanna love her
But when she pop it boy
You better run for cover
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
Just like a cyclone
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
A mighty cyclone
(It's a wrap) when she break them boys off a typhoon
(It's a wrap) gotta get that phatty like a boss tycoon
(It's a wrap) now hold it steady cause she make a monsoon
(It's a wrap) now you can Google, download the iTunes
See what I'm sayin
She aint playin
Yeah, she got them heads turnin
You gon' hear it clack, clack
When them heels get to burnin
Stiletto so fuego
She got her own label
And got us all doin the tornado
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
Just like a cyclone
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
A mighty cyclone
Shawty got looks (and)
Shawty got class
Shawty got hips (and)
Shawty got ass
When she hit the stage
She drop it down low, like
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Ay
This is crazy
It's amazing
It must be the way of the lady
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She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
Just like a cyclone
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
A mighty cyclone
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Reer
Oh!
*song ends, group is in a very…intimate pose, Bella with Emmett behind her, and Jasper in front*
*Cheers erupt again, and judges leave the room to deliberate*
Narrator:
Even though all of them could hear perfectly, nobody could hear what was going on in the other room.
*Group re-enters livingroom*
Carlisle: I will be acting as the spokesperson. The winner is…
A/N: I AM MEAN! Don't worry; I won't leave y'all hanging for long! ;D
~Katii~
**Emmett's Twin**…Sadly.
