Naruto=Hercules

Sabaku no Gaara=Megera (Meg)

Kyuubi=Zeus

Minoto=Hera

Jiraya=Philoctetes (Phil)

Orochimari/?=Hades

Sakon/Ukon (NOTE: Double Roll...it didn't seem right to have one without the other)=Pain

Jiroubo=Panic

Rasengan (Not a real person, just an attack)=Pegasus

Baki=Nessus

Kakashi=Amphitryon

Iruka=Alcmene

Ten-Ten=Thalia

Anko=Athena

Kurenai=Aphrodite

Asuma=Hephaestus

Ino=Terpsichore

Temeri=Calliope

Sakura=Melpomene

Hinata=Clio

Shizuna=Hermes

Tsunada=Apollo

Ibiki=Ares

Sora (from filler episodes)=Orpheus

Neji=Clotho: the Fate of Future.

Choji=Lachesis: the Fate of Present.

Shikamaru=Atropos: the Fate of Past.

Zabuza=Lythos – The Rock Titan.

Haku=Hydros – The Ice Titan.

Sasuke=Pyros – The Lava Titan.

Itachi=Stratos – The Wind Titan.

IF THEIR ARE ANYMORE, I'LL UPDATE THE LIST! YOU ARE FREE TO SUGGEST WHAT "GOD" YOU WANT TO SEE FEATURED IN THIS STORY SEEING AS I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW IT TO THE T!

Narrator:

Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Konohagakure, there was a golden age of powerful demons and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Naruto.

[A scroll is shown with a picture of Naruto fighting some monster.] But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is-

Ten-Ten: "Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy." Ten-Ten said with a boring look on her face.

"Lighten up, dude." Ino told him while pulling the band out off of her ponytail, causing it to fall in streams. She grabbed a mask and held it over her face. Sakura glared and took her mask back.

"Let's take it from here." Temari commanded. The others nodded their heads.

Narrator: You go, girls

"We are the Muses. Demoness of the arts and proclaimers of the heroes." Temari stated as she gestured to her, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Ten-Ten.

"Demon heroes like Naruto!" Ino said.

"Please, you mean "hunk-to". Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-" Ten-Ten started, but Temari cut her off with a glare and hum.

[Muses start humming]

"Our story actually begins long before Naruto was born, about a thousand years ago." Temeri said.

"Back when the world was new, The planet Earth was down on its luck." Ten-Ten sung."And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok!"

"It was a nasty place! There was a mess wherever you stepped." Ino said as she grimaced and stepped around broken pottery peaces. "Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept!"

"And then along came Kyuubi-" Sakura said, then she was joined by all the girls.

"He hurled his fire bolt-He zapped! Locked those suckers in a vault!" The girls sung together as they watched Kyuubi fight the titans. "They're trapped! And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks. And that's the gospel truth! The guy was too type A to just relax."

"And that's the world's first dish." Hinata sung quietly.

"Kyuubi tamed the globe while still in his youth." Ino said in amazement.

"Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-That's the gospel truth! On mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth." They all sung together. "Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-That's the gospel truth...!"


Every major demon lord were gathered around chatting amongst each other and admiring the party and new prince. At the head, where the throne was, sat King Kyuubi and "Queen" Minoto, who was holding a slightly fussing baby Naruto.

"Naruto, behave yourself, Little One." Minoto lightly scolded when Naruto grabbed some of his long blonde hair and tugged at it. He gently pulled his hair out of Naruto's grip and laid him in his orange (AN:yeah, i went there) cradle. Kyuubi walked up to the cradle while grinning down at Naruto, who giggled.

"He's a cute little hair ball." Kyuubi stated out loud. Minto smacked his arm lightly.

"Don't call our baby a hair ball!"

Kyuubi just chuckles as he babbles at baby Naruto. Naruto catches Kyuubi's swinging index finger and lifts a stunned Kyuubi above his cradle.

"Hah! Oh, he's strong! Like his Dad, hmm?" Kyuubi said proudly. Minoto nodded with a bright smile in agreement as Naruto places Kyuubi back. down.

"Whoa! Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me one side, Ibiki." Shizune said as she dodged and maneuvered through a crowed of moving demons. When she reached Minoto, she handed him a bundle of glowing flowers.

"Oh! How beautiful!" Minoto said as he appraised the flowers. " Shizune, they're lovely"

"Thanks." Shizune said with a smile. "You know, I had Sora do the arrangement. Weird, huh? +she bows to Kyuubi+ This is such a lovely party you have, my lord."

While they were talking, no one noticed baby Naruto reaching for and grabbing one of Kyuubi's fire balls. He then started playing with it while giggling. Minoto looked over and gasped in alarm.

"Dear, keep those away from the baby." Minoto said as he started to reach for the one in Naruto's hands, but Kyuubi stopped him. Minoto shoot him an annoyed look.

"Tch, he won't hurt himself. Let the fur ball have a little fun!" Kyuubi said while watching Naruto playing with the fireball. "See he's-"

Naruto stuck the fire ball a little into his mouth, only to hurl it away when it burnt him a litte and tasted nasty. Three demons jump away from its path, until Anko hits it with her sword so it hits a pillar, which immediately reappears. Minoto gives Kyuubi a look, who grins back sheepishly.

"Oh, on behalf of my son, I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!" Kyuubi quickly announces. Minoto blinked at the change of subject.

"What about our gift, dear?" Minoto asked, causing Kyuubi to smack his own forehead at his forgetfulness. Minoto sweat-dropped.

"Well, let's see here.. we'll take, hmm, yes, a little cirrus, and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus, and a dash of black cumulus." Kyuubi mumbled as he moves his hand with a little pegasus-shaped cloud on it. He puts it closer to baby Naruto. They watched as the cloud became a "real" baby pegasus. "His name is Rasengan, and he's all yours, son."

Naruto blinked, then bonked his forehead against Baby Rasengan, who whined and licked Naruto. They then hug cutely, causing everyone to sigh at the sight. Kyuubi picked Naruto up.

"Mind his head." Minoto reminded him. Kyuubi nodded his head as he watched Naruto grab hold his (Naruto's) medallion that hangs from his neck. Naruto bit it a little, then let go and yawned sleepily. He rubbed his little eyes with his little fist sleepily.

"He's so tiny...My boy...My little Naruto..." Kyuubi whispered in proud and happiness. Minoto smiled brightly at the sight.

"How sssentimental." Orochimaru hissed as he walked in. "You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of mousssaka caught in my throat! Huh?"

All the demons either growled in annoyance, ignored him, or rolled their eyes. Some did laugh, but stopped by a stern look from others.

"Ssso is this an audience or a mosaic?" Orochimaru asked everyone, then said to Kurenai. "Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dresss."

Asuma growled causing him to quickly go away. Kyuubi walked up to his older brother and gave him a hug slap on his back.

"It's about time you came, Orochimaru. How are things in the sound village?" Kyuubi asked Orochimaru as he slung an arm around his shoulders.

Orochimaru scowled at him and took Kyuubi's arm from around his shoulder.

"Well, they're just fine, you know, a little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, hey, revolting people. What are you gonna do?" Orochimaru stated with a bored look on his face. He then noticed Naruto in his cradle. "Ah! There's the little sssunspot, little sssmootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sssucker, eh?"

He weaves a sucker with skeleton head with a jutsu (AN: COME UP WITH THE NAME OF THE JUTSU AND I'LL SEND YOU AN UPDATE BEFORE I POST IT!"

"Here you go. Ya' just--" Orochimaru started, but Naruto squeezes Hades' finger, and after some fight he gets away from the baby. "Sheesh! uh, powerful little tyke."

"I know, the little fur ball picked me up earlier by just a finger!" Kyuubi said proudly. He patted Orochimaru again, earning him a glare. "Come on, Orochimaru, don't be such a stiff, join the celebration!"

Orochimaru pushed Kyuubi out of his personal space.

"Hey, love to, Kyuubi, but unlike you demons lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig. You know, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me to return order to the ever temperamental Sssound village, Kyuubi..., So.. can't. Love to, but can't." Orochimaru said with a sneer.

"You ought to slow down to a quick and quiet death... Hah! work yourself to a quick and quiet death!" Kyuubi started laughing along with most of the demons. "Oh, I kill myself."

"If only, if only..." Orochimaru walked away with everyone still laughing.

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"Man, if there's one demon who don't want to get steamed up, it's that asshole Orochimaru." Temeri said with a shake of her head.

"It's probably 'cause he always had an evil plan" Ino said with a grim look on her face.


"He ran the Sound village," Ten-Ten started singing sadly. "But thought the people were annoying, crazy, and uncouth."

"He was as mean as ruthless-" Sakura sung. "And that's the gospel truth."

"He had a plan to shake things up-" Hinata sung.

"And that's the gospel truth!" Everyone sung.

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"Sakon and Ukon!" Orochimaru shouted for two of his imps.

"We're coming, your most lugubriousness." Sakon and Ukon shouted as they raced down the stairs. They tripped and fell.

"Jiroubo!" Orochimaru shouted for his last imp. Jiroubo ran in eating and not paying attention. He fell over Sakon and Ukon, who were just about to get up.

Orochimaru rolled his eyes as they scrambled to get up.

"Sakon!"

"Ukon!"

"And Jiroubo!"

" Reporting for duty!" All three of them said at the same time.

"Fine, fine, fine, just let me know the instant the Forbidden Fates arrive." Orochimaru told them with a tired sigh.

"Oh, they're here!" Jiroubo said as he stuffed the rest of his sandwich in his mouth.

"What? The Forbidden Fates are here and you didn't tell me?" Orochimaru shouted as his face turned snake like for a second.

"We are worms! Worthless worms!" They all shouted as they shape-shifted into worms and crawled around on the floor.

"Memo to me, memo to me, main you after my meeting." Orochimaru said as he left to go see the Forbidden Fates.

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"Hold that troublesome thread still, Neji." Shikamaru said in a bored tone. He lazy clipped the thread, causing a woman's scream to be heard.

"Incoming!" Choji said as he muched on some chips. The Forbidden Fates sigh sadly as a soul enters a hole that leads down to hell.

"Gentlemen and lady! hah! I am so sorry that I'm—" Orochimaru started, but Shikamaru cut him off with a glare.

"Late."

"We knew you would be." Choji said with a nod of his head.

"We know everything. Oh, and I'm not lady." Neji told him with a glare.

"Past." Choji said.

"Troublesome, present." Shikamaru said.

"And future..." Neji answered, then then glared at Sakon and Ukon. "Don't ask me to have a threesome."

Sakon and Ukon sweat-dropped.

"...Great. Great. Anyway, sssee, I was at this party, and I lost track of—" Orchimaru started, but the Forbidden Fates interrupted.

Fates: We know!

"Yeah. I know.. you know. Ssso, here's the deal. Kyuubi, Mr High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, you, get off my throne," now he has—" Once again, Orchimaru was interrupted.

Fates: A bouncing baby brat.

"We know!" Neji said in annoyance. "Get to the point."

"I know.. you know. I know. I got it." Orochimaru said in annoyance. He took a deep breathe. "I got the concept, so let me just ask: Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover big, or what? What do you think?"

"Well..." Choji started, but Neji glared at him.

"Choji, we are not supposed to reveal the future." Neji scolded.

"Oh wait, I'm sorry. Time out. Can I? Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you, (to Shikamaru), did you cut your hair of something? You look fabulous."

Shikamaru glared at him. Neji growled.

"I mean, you look really hott!"

Shikamaru blushed slightly at the compliment, but his glare intensified. Neji growled loudly while Choji watched in amusement.

"Please, my fate...(he picked up Shikamaru's hand.) is in your lovely hands-OW!" Orochimaru pulled his hand away after Neji smacked it from Shikamaru's.

"Troublesome, if we tell you stop flirting with me and un-summon us."

"Deal."

"All right..." Neji said as he activated his byakugan. He then activated a jutsu to show what he saw.

"In 18 years precisely The planets will align." Shikamaru told Orochimaru, who nodded his head. "The time to act will be at hand unleash the Titans, your monstrous band."

"Exssscellent..."

"Then the once-proud Kyuubi will finally fall, And you, Orochimaru, will rule all!" Shikamaru told him. Orochimaru smirked.

"Yesss! Most exsscellent indeed...I'll finally take my rightful place!"

"However...it will become troublesome...if..." Shikamaru started and trailed off to yawn.

"If?"

"Should Naruto fight, you will fail." Neji added smugly. "Release!"

The Forbidden Fates disappeared.

"What???" Orochimaru shouted in anger. He then took a deep breath as he came up with an idea. "Okay, fine, fine, I'm cool, I'm fine

[bell dings]

Sakon? Ukon? Jiroubo? I have a riddle...How do you kill a nine-tailed demon?

"Um..." Sakon glanced at Ukon, who shrugged. "We do not... know!

"You can't. They're immortal?" Jiroubo answered.

"Exactly! They're immortal" Orochimaru said with a sinister grin. He takes a vial with red liquid. "So, first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal."