Summary: Little Miku decides to ask her daddy a very important question

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach

Warning: has a tiny bit of yaoi

DADDY WHAT'S A WHORE

A little girl with bouncy black hair ran into the living room to ask her daddy a very important question. The moment she entered the room she spotted the tall man sitting on the couch with her mother, and two brothers.

"Hey look its Miku! Hello MIKU!" Her mother called out childishly waving her hand for her to come over. The little girl ran over to her family holding her hands up for her dad to pick her up and place her on his lap.

"Hey princess, what's brought you here?" Nnoitra asked giving his daughter a small kiss on the check. She giggled from the way his beard rubbed against her chin. She looked at her Nnoitra with her big golden eyes and straight forwardly asked

"Daddy what's a whore?" the grin Nnoitra had before suddenly dropped fast and a scowl appeared.

"Where the fuck did you hear that from?"

"Nnoitra fucks a bad word" Nel said flicking her spoon at him.

"Shut up Nel! Did you even fucking hear what she asked me?"

The green haired women shook her head no

"Then shut the.."

"FRONT DOOR!" Nel yelled trying to cover all the children's ears but failing horribly.

"Tch... Where'd you hear that word from princess?" He asked once again getting a little more pissed off.

"Will..."

FLASHBACK

*Miku heard strange noises coming from Grimmjow and Ulquiorra bedroom, and went by the room to investigate.

"God Ulquiorra you moan like a $5 whore….it turns me on"

"Mmm. Grimm..*gasp*joww"

A loud moan came from inside the roomthat Miku was standing by. Getting worried that her uncle Grimmy was hurting her uncle Ulqui she rushed to find someone, but got distracted when Ichigo asked her if she wanted some ice cream.

*END OF Flashback*

"and that's where I heard it from daddy so what's a whore."

Nnoitra was beyond pissed when he found out about Grimmjows and Ulquiorra little love episode.

"Will princess a Whore is..."

"Is a lady that gets paid to have fun with other people?" Neliel said interrupting Nnoitra from speaking. The little girl gave her mother a questioning look and with a nod from Nel she jump from her Nnoitras lap and went her way.

"Neliel!" Nnoitra said dangerously low giving off the single that trouble was on the way making the two other children leave the room in a flash.

"Yes my love" Nel said innocently sitting on Nnoitras lap ninja like.

"Don't give me that fucking angel shit you do"

"Hmm I have no idea what you're talking about Nn-oi-tr-a." she huskly whispered into his ear gently biting his ear lobe.

"Neliel…. Get the fuck off…" Nnoitra ordered pushing her off of him

"! I want to make you moan like a $5 whore!" she whinned giving him a teary eyed stare.

"No, no, no you not going to make me moan im going to make you moan"

"hahahahahahahaha nope Nnoi, from what happened last night, I highly doubt it"


Thats it everyone... hahahaha hope all of you guys like it... If you have any request i will gladly take them