Harry Potter's List of Things Learned in Defense Class
Teachers with turbans smelling like garlic are likely to be possessed by Lord Voldemort
Never let pixies loose when you have an incompetent teacher
Famous, beaming, arrogant professors are lying windbags
Werewolves make wonderful Defense teachers
Always be wary of mad old Aurors - they may be Death Eaters in disguise
Toad like Ministry hags are to be driven mad at all costs
Evil potion teachers turned defense teachers are still slimy evil gits
LEARN DEFENSE BY YOURSELF!!! HOGWARTS DEFENSE PROFESSORS TEND TO BE IDIOTS!!!
Harry looked up from the parchment her was writing and said to Hermione, "Our Defense teachers seriously suck."
Hermione sadly had to agree on that point.
