Enter the Heavens
By Bridget S. (Potter) Black
Sirius Lee Black stood in front a purely white gate with a huge white castle behind him. It reminded him of the tooth fairy's home actually. He chuckled then wondered what he was doing here. Then it all came back to him.
"Oh. My. God." He said. "CRAP!" he looked up and saw a pig come out of the castle.
"Who are you?" He asked. The pig laughed.
"My dear boy," he said, "I am god."
Sirius looked bewildered and then laughed.
"GOD! Haha. Good one!" The pig frowned.
"Dear boy, you are in the heavens."
Sirius stopped laughing. "What?" he spluttered. "I-I-can't be. W-w-what about H-h-harry. OH MY GOD HARRY!" he nearly jumped off the cliff behind but God had caught him.
"SIRIUS BLACK!" he thundered. "NEVER THINK ABOUT JUMPING OFF THAT CLIFF! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO TO HELL?"
Sirius cowered in fear. "N-n-no s-s-sir." He stammered.
God's face turned back to his normal color. He laughed again. "Oh my, James and Lily Potter would certainly have a field day if they found out about this. And so would Jenna-er-Jenn."
Sirius' face turned white. "Y-y-you mean, James, Jenn, and Lily are here?"
"Of course they would be here, they certainly wouldn't go to the underworld now would they?"
"You mean hell?" God turned red.
"NEVER SAY THAT WORD HERE EVER AGAIN!"
"Yes sir, sorry sir." Sirius quickly replied.
"Now I seem to see that you would like to meet your friends hmmm?"
"Yes!" Sirius nodded his head eagerly.
"Well just follow this road and turn right at the second intersection got that?"
"Follow road…right at second intersection, yup!"
"Great now I will see you at the dinner tonight. May I remind you will have to dress up for this unfortunate occasion."
"What unfortunate occasion?"
God looked at him like he was crazy. "You're death idiot!"
"Oh yeah!"
God sighed in exasperation. "Just go."
Sirius bounced off and turned right at the second intersection. What was right in front of him was amazing. A white mansion, with a huge gate that held a sign saying 'POTTER-BLACK MANOR' He opened the gate slowly and walked in looking at his surroundings. Everything on the house was white except the windows and doorknobs. He was in such amazement that he didn't notice, until too late that he walked straight into the door.
"OUCH!" he cursed using a few words that I will not mention in this PG rated fic. While he was busy cursing he did not notice the door opening and did not see a man with messy black hair, blue eyes (A/N-the book says hazel but I don't give a damn) and mischievous grin on his face when he realized who cursing.
"PADFOOT!"
Sirius looked up and saw the man, "PRONGS!" Now as manly as they are, they forgot about it and hugged each other. Well it has been nearly 15 years since they saw each other.
"What the hell are you doing James?" mumbled a girl with long black hair and blue eyes (the exact same as James) "In case you haven't noticed-"
"PADFOOT IS IN THE HOUSE!" Sirius screamed and Jenn turned to him.
"Oh. My. God."
And she fainted.
A/N-I know, I know, bad part to stop at but this is just an intro to see if you like the idea of this.
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