This is a Twilight PARODY that me and my friends wrote during lessons... I'm posting it up here on FF to see what people think of our craziness... *Read A/N at bottom of story*

Me and my friends don't own Twilight :P

Bella: Oh what a brilliant day *skips down street*
Edward: *skipping with* yup, such a brilliant day Emmett: *Hidding in trash can* Bwahahaha *cough* haha Bella: *looks around* what was that?
Edward: *shrugs* I dunno Emmett: oops *runs in to middle of road, puts stick down* *runs off*
Bella" *Trips* Edward: *points* hahahahahaha Bella: It's not funny! *starts to cry*
Edward: hehe but it was hehe Bella: *Takes of clothes and runs down street crying*
Edward: O_o"
Emmett: *runs up to Edward* Why did she take her clothes off?
Edward: O_o"
Emmett: *Waves hand infront of Edwards face* Ummmm dude are you in there? *worried*
Edward: O_o"
Emmett: I think his in shock...
Edward: She...she...and the no clothes...the falling...and running Emmett: Well at leasthis speaking...
Edward: but...she...she Emmett: Kinda... *thinks* Well if you call insane ramblings "speaking"

-Down the road-

Bella:Why are people looking at me?

-Back-

Emmett: *pulls out phone* Carlisle I think I need you Carlisle: Why?
Emmett: You'll see Carlisle: Okay... I'm coming...

-15 minutes later- (with Bella)

Bella: *Still running* Jeez...people these days..gosh...so rude...
People: Talk about revealing... O_O"... She's a fatty boomba

(With Edward+)

Emmett: Thank god your here Carlisle. It's Edward.
Edward:...she..no...clothes...O_o"
Carlisle: What happened!
Emmett: Well I was hidding in a trash can then I...

-5 Mins later-

Carlisle: O_o Emmett: Yeah...
Carlisle: Well, I'm pretty sure you've seen her naked before right Edward?
Edward:... Yes...
Emmett: Hehehe Edward: WHAT!
Emmett: hehe nothing.

_On other side of town-

Bella* Still Running* *Thinks* Maybey I should head back now... and maybey I should but some clothes on *puts clothes on*
People: Yayayay the fat boomba put some clothes on *leave in puff of smoke*
Bella: Eh? *starts running back* *thinks* How'd those people do that

_Back-

Edward: So what do we do now?
Emmett: *Thinks* Bella and Edward sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marrige and then comes Bella with a babies carrige Edward*Mumbles* ah Imma kill that fool T_T Carlisle: Eh? Emmett must be trying to bug Edward

Carlisle: *Phone rings* Hello?

-Bella's side of town-

Bella: Dum di dum *sees her car parked on side of road* WOOOO no more running for me... huh? wonder how my car got here... oh well *Gets in car and starts to drive back*
Alice: *hidding in tree* Oh thank god now she won't fall over and take her clothes off again *pulls out Waffer bikkie* NOM NOM!

Okay thats part one... should I keep posting it? the posts might me off and on for November Cuz I'm doin NaNoWriMo. But keep in mind this isn't me doing it from scratch because I already have about three or more parts already done by hand...

Review... Please... and I'm sorry for the utter randomness...