Everybody Has Problems
by rin-ciacco
(Inuyasha, Witch Hunter Robin, and Greek Mythology Crossover)
Author's Note: Oh gosh! It's my first fanfic evah! So, I ask for everyone's pardon for I suck… I know crossovers don't usually work, but, honest! I didn't mess up with pairings and such and such… I just basically put them together in the same fic…
P.S. I would like to thank euphoricauthor, who happens to be my best friend and editor… ",)
P.P.S. Also the people of DeMoMeGeTra, the ultra-super-über-secret cult of my class… Also, to my math and trigonometry teachers, thanks! If it weren't for your boring lectures, this thing wouldn't have been born… (hehe…) XD
Disclaimer: I do not and probably will never ever own Inuyasha, Witch Hunter Robin, and Greek Mythology…
Chapter 1: That Constipated Guy…
I've been in this businness long enough to be considered a "veteran". I know eight years isn't what you'd consider long, but most psychiatrists burn out and ask for help themselves. I guess I stayed sane this long because of the monotony of my patients. I remember my first three years… I was always eager to help… Now, I just, well, wait for the session to end…
My patients were always abused, molested, depressed… You know the usuals… But never in my life had I encountered persons whose problems are just so… WEIRD… (weirder than suicidal freaks…) But I spoke too soon, for just last week, I met three of my most demented patients…
It all started last July 12… I was at my office playing games on my PC, waiting for the next freak to come my way…
"Hey, Doc! There's an appointment set up for 9 a.m... Just thought I'd give you a heads up…" said my secretary, Jen… She's a nice girl, but sometimes she can get pretty annoying… Anyway… I continued my game… 'til I realized it was already 9:05 a.m… The freak's late…
And the door opened… dundundun! Enter, oh depressed minion…
"I'm sorry I'm late…" said a tall, dark guy… though he didn't look at all sorry…
"Okay… So, anyway, I'm Dr. Rin Ciacco… I'll be your psychiatrist!"
My initial impression of him is that he is a very secretive man, due to his job… He is a witch hunter…He currently works for the SIN-J… hmm… I'm good! Nah, just trippin'… I'm reading some basic info on my clipboard thingy…
"Nice to meet you."
Though he didn't sound at all happy to be here… hmm… must be depression…
"Shall we start, Amon? Wait, is it okay that I call you Amon?", and I flashed him my supersmile… and he had NO reaction! Come on, it's a supersmile! (A/N: And, yes, I am corny…)
"'S okay."
S okay, 'S okay, 'S okay, 'S OKAY! Is that all you could say!
"So before anything else… What is your problem?"
"I'm… in … love."
Oooh… What a problem… nyah!
"I'm sorry, I might've heard wrong… Did you just say you're in love? As far as I know, that's kind of good…"
"Yes, I'm in love. In this case it's not good. I just know it isn't."
So, okay… He's in denial…
I pretended to scribble some important stuff on my clipboard thingy… Don't get me wrong, I DO write important stuff… It's just that, I don't want to…
"Describe the girl… Wait, it's a girl, isn't it?"
A look of surprise passed over his gloomy face… Well, at least now I know he is a human… I didn't want to insult him… It's just that, I had a couple of patients that are, well, gay… Shuichi Shindou, for example…
"Yes, she is a girl… Well, she's younger than me, but she has a mature attitude… She was raised by nuns…"
This guy talks about his love with a poker face… Wow, I'm burning in the intense show of his feelings…
"So, she's quiet, but besides the large age gap, she's one of my targets."
Oh, so that's the problem… In love with your prey… That really puts him in a dilemma…
"She possesses the craft of fire, and…"
Hmm… I'm getting the craving for some ice cream… Maybe some chocolate…
"She can be obedient… Usually, she makes mistakes due to her novice status…"
She can be blah… she's blah… blah…blah…
"So, that's about it… that's her…"
He's really emphasizing the fact that he's in love with a girl… Maybe I inadvertently wounded his ego…
"What's her name?'
Jeez… He describes his heritage, character, and power, but not even a single mention of a name…
"Robin. Robin Sena."
I checked my watch, and I almost jumped with joy… Five more minutes!
"Hey, Amon, have you ever been in a relationship?"
I'm betting a thousand-gallon tub of ice cream that he's never liked someone… That's why he's soo confused…
"Yes."
You suck, man! You ruined my prognosis!
"Oh… So, is she like Robin?"
"No, she's a totally different person. Touko was nice like her, but she never shuts up. She's an independent woman… She's a picture of a modern woman…"
Again with the emphasis on the woman…
"Did that, in any way, annoy you? 'Cause maybe that's why you like Robin now…"
"No. In fact, I was drawn to her."
Oh-kay… It's apparent that he's not an easy case… Oh, joy! A minute more! Ice cream, here I come!
"Hmm… Might I suggest that you spend time with each of them so that you may reconcile your feelings."
"Thank you, doctor."
Yeah! It's time for ice cream! WAAAH!
"So, I'll see you next time?"
"Yes. Thanks again."
Aha, aha… Who's the good psychiatrist, aha, aha… Ice cream for me!Sometimes I wonder at myself, 'How could I put a straight face in front of that constipated guy?'… Well, he LOOKS constipated, with the grimace and all… Hmm… Ice cream…
Author's Note: Yes, I have a short attention span! But still, I have become a great psychiatrist! Mwahahaha!… XD See you next chapter!
