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There was this person who always wanted to be a unicorn. So a unicorn bit their ass for disgracing the unicorns. "OMG MY DREAM" but sadly the little naïve unicorn named … Naruto was in for Hell.
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"Ohh lalala IM A UNICORN LAAAAA SKIPPING AROUND SHITTING MY SHITTY RAINBOW SHIT LAAAA" then, the HANDSOME MANLY PEGASUS came by and was like. "HA-HA bitch I CAN FLY YOU CAN ONLY JUMP TO YOUR PLACES OF PLACE." Naruto was ball fled! "OH YEAH?" says Naruto "THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COMPETITION." "I WILL KILL YOU WITH YOUR OWN UNICORN SHIT."
*-DAY OF DEATH-*
PEGAsus charged at Naruto with a gas cloud. "WTH IS THIS?"
"IT'S CALLED 'IM BEATING YOUR ASS WITH MY BODILY FUNCTIONS'"
"LAAAAAA PEGASUS YOU WILL DIE" naruto charged at Pegasus with all it's might only to have the unicorn that originally gave its powers to come back and kill naruto and Pegasus and dine on their flesh and turn their skin into coats and hats and new wings.
The end.
Lesson Learned: Never wish to be a unicorn.
