"What has your father all angry Percy?" Annabeth asked. "It's been raging and causing destruction all up the east coast!"
"His girlfriend decided to break it off with him," Percy replied.
"He's got a new one this fast?"
"He had one this fast. She decided that a god isn't really a good boyfriend."
"Really?"
"Yeah, Sandy's a real ditz though."
"What she do?"
"She told him that he's out of practice."
"Well, it's been a good seventy years and the only three women that he's romanced is your mother, Tyson's mother, and Amphrite."
"Do you really think it was just one nymph? I have an army of one-eyed half brothers. There's no way in Hades that my father can keep it in his pants."
