Christmas
Harry, 15 years old, was listening to The wizard wireless which was singing songs but this particular song intrigued him.
Jingle bells, Kreacher smells,
What? How did they know about him?
Buck beak laid an egg.
Ok, this is strange...
Harry's killed Voldemort
Huh?
And everyone is ok, hey!
Ok...
Jingle bells, Argus smell's
What?
Dumbledore is gay,
Eww...
Snape got soap and socks again,
He needs soap.
For this holiday.
What holiday?
Dashing through Hogwarts,
Hold on, this sounds like Jingle bells but different.
The headless hunt will ride.
Is that the thing that nearly headless nick wanted to be in?
Peeves is sticking gum
On a statues backside, hahaha.
Of course he is.
Umbridge is evil,
Very.
She's worse than Voldemort,
Hold on, they use the name very willingly?
McGonagall is mad,
Yes she is.
And Flitwick is still short.
Ha.
Slytherin's go plan,
Obviously.
The downfall of the school,
See?
As Ravenclaw's study,
Typical Ravenclaw's.
And quiddich player zoom, oh!
YEA!
Jingle bells, evil fell,
Huh? It hasn't.
Cause Potter came to save,
I haven't saved anyone.
All our butts and rescued us,
Not at all.
From this deadly game.
It's no game!
Jingle bells, the world yells,
'Shut up, Fudge, You stink'
Too true.
And Hufflepuffs are awesome,
Very.
Despite what you think. HEY!
'This song was made by muggles to entertain them.'
I stood up very quick. "How did the muggles find out about us?"
Made for Christmas fans, The marauders21, lilly flower forever and DarkRose, for this is part of her chrissy pressie.
