+ Hey, this is a unique fic, a crossover, the first of it's kind!
A x-men evo and Chicago fic!!!!! here are the roles, kinda wierd, i know:

Roxie: Kitty Mama: Ororo (hehehe) Velma: Rogue Reporter: Remy, his role is gonna be explained Flynn: Scott Fred: Lance Amos: Peter ( Kitty slept with Lance but was married to Peter)

I think that's it, k, this may be a bit confusing, it will have the songs, cuz, I got the soundtrack.

Chapter 1: All That Jazz

" Marie, where's your sister?" "She's not feeling like herself today".

Come on, babe why don't we paint the town and all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down and all jazz

start the car I know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano's hot it's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and all... that...jazz!

skidoo. and all that jazz hotcha! whoopee! and all that jazz! ha ha ha

slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes and all jazz! I hear that father did is gonna blow the blues and all that jazz

hold hon we're gonna bunny hug I bought some Aspirin down at United Drug in case you shake apart and want a brand new start to do that-

-JAZZ

find a flask we're playing fast and loose and all that jazz! right up here is where I store the juice and all that jazz come on, babe

we're gonna brush the sky I betcha lucky lindy never flew so high 'cause in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear to all that jazz!

oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake and all that jazz oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break and all that jazz

show her where to park her girdle oh, her mother's blood will curdle if she'd hear her baby's queer for all...that...jazz! all...that...jazz

come on babe why don't we paint the town? and all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll mt stockings down and all that jazz start the car I know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano's hot

it's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and all that jazz!

no, I'm no ones wife but, oh, I love my life and all that jazz! that jazz!

"There you go! Marie Darholme!" The annoucer said, but when he said that the police came! "Miss Velma Kelly, you are arressted for the muder of your sister and your husband". "I didn't do it!" "Tell that to the judge!" "Crap!"

Now we come in on Kitty Rasputin and Lance Alvers in Kitty's bedroom. "So when am I gonna meet your friend?" Kitty asked Lance, who had told her that he had a friend who was in the music bussiness. "What friend!" "You mean that I have no chance of being a star". She was heartbroken! "I would of done anything to get a piece of that!" He said as he grabed her butt. "But..." "Don't touch me" Fred said pushing her into a coner. She grabbed the gun out of the top drawer, and shot him! " You bastard, son of a bitch, bastard". She just shot him repeatedly, until he was dead.

In the background you could hear sirens, coming for Kitty.

so wadda ya think??????? plz review, this took a long thime to type up! evry chapter will have a song and the part of the movie that goes with it, well as much as I can remember.

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