ANOTHER story wrote by me and DelenaBitshees :D There are so many more that are unfinished but we managed to finish chapter 1 for this one..It's a bit random and most of this was just jokes until we thought it would be good for a fanfiction xD
Natsu stared at the clock intensely.
Damn it when is work over...
He grumbled to himself. He couldn't wait to get home and see Lucy.
10 am.
10:30 am.
11 am.
11:30 am.
"LUNCH BREAK, FINALLY." Cheered Natsu, his waistcoat and scarf already on, as he ran towards the nearest exit. Today he had arranged to meet Lucy at the new StarBucks shop that had opened up just a few blocks from where he worked. He had decided to get a job as a waiter, since it was easy and also because his childhood friend Erza had forced him... But let's not get into that. Natsu crossed the road as he saw a Blonde said in the window seat, grinning he opened the door and approached her.
"Hey Luce!" The salamander smiled as he took the seat opposite her.
"Heya Natsu! I bought you a coffee! Where's happy?" The blonde questioned.
"Oh he wasn't feeling well so I left him at home. How are- WOAH LUCY. YOU'VE PUT ON WEIGHT." Natsu's eyes widened as he gasped as Lucy's suddenly grown belly.
"O-oh, yeah... I need to tell you about that..." Natsu's expression changed from shocked, to confused, to looking like somone had whacked him with a wet fish in the matter of seconds.
"W-What..."
"I-I-I'm... I'm pregnant..."
"LUCY... IS IT MINE!?" Lucy frowned in annoyance, and nodded her head slowly.
"YES! LUCY, I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!"
"Excuse me, could you keep it down?"
Natsu and Lucy looked up to see who had just spoken.
"Sting..." Natsu spoke as if he had just seen the most ugliest thing in the world.
san." Sting smiled innocently as Lucy glanced at the Black Hair, Red eyed man standing behind Sting. Rogue seemed to glance back at her but the two idiots were too dense to notice. Lucy gulped, her face burning red.
"Luce, are you okay?" Natsu asked in a concerned tone, he had now snapped his attention back to her.
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" Lucy whined, beginning to sweat.
"Well I'd say you're pretty fine looking... I'm sure flame brain would agree.." Sting commented, gaining fowl looks from Natsu.
"SHE'S A PREGNANT WOMAN! HELP HER OUT!" Shouted Rogue. Natsu began to panick and quickly picked her up, carrying her out of the store.
Lucy was carried out of the store, her face getting redder by the minute which earned a few looks from the people around them.
"OI. SHADOW." Rogue glared at Natsu as he looked at him, Natsu chucked a phone at Rogue which he caught with ease. "CALL GAJEEL, GET HIM TO BRING LAXUS DOWN TOO. OH, AND WENDY!"
Rogue frowned, he never liked taking orders, especially from an idiot like Natsu. "Fine." The phone started ringing as Gajeel picked up on the other side, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID ASS FLAME BRAIN?" It was so loud that Rogue had to pull the phone away from his ear so he didn't go deaf, although he could already hear ringing..
"Gajeel, it's Rogue. Natsu wants you to come down now, it's an emergency. He also said to bring Laxus and Wendy."
"And why would I do that? What sort of emergency?"
san is pregnant and she seems to be falling in and out of consciousness and we need you to come down and help her!"
"Pfft..like I would come down for that stupid Bunny Girl."
"Gajeel.." Rogue paused as he looked at Sting and Natsu fighting over who holds Lucy. "You know it's the season tomorrow and Lucy's the target... Come down. Now."
"Gihi. On my way."
