EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HOMER
VS
TWILIGHT
BEGIN
[HOMER]
AW COME ON I GOTTA RAP TO A HORSE
I CAN BEAT THIS SONG BETTER THAN THE FORCE
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME BOYS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS
YOU JUST LIVE IN A LITTLE FANTASY PONY WORLD
ALL THE FRIENDSHIP YOU LEARN ARE WRONG AND LAME
I CAN KICK YOUR PLOT I'M NOT PLAYING GAME
I'LL STRANGLE YOU JUST LIKE I DID WITH MY SON
YOU'RE A NERD WHEN IT COME TO THINKING READING IS FUN
[TWILIGHT]
WELL EXCUSE ME HOMER I DON'T SEE YOU GET THE CREDIT
ALL YOU EVER DO IS MAKE A VERY BAD HABIT
SNUGGLING WITH MARGE THAT IS SO OVERRATED
YOU'RE AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY
I KNOW THAT YOUR SHOW IS REALLY ENTERTAINING
ONLY BECAUSE IT HAD VIOLENCE, DEATH, AND SWEARING
I WILL USE MY HORN AND WING TO BEAT YOU DOWN
YOU'RE THE WORST IMITATION OF KRUSTY THE CLOWN
[HOMER]
DOH DON'T TOY WITH ME WOMAN I'M A FANTASTIC FATHER
I ONCE SAVE SPRINGFIELD WITH MY SUPER SUPERIOR
YOU GET SO MUCH IN TROUBLE WITH YOU AND CELESTIA
ENCHANTING YOUR DOLL JUST TO FIND A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM
MY SHOW IS WAY HIGH YOUR IS GOING TO DRAIN
I WILL KEEP MAKING FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM TO MAKE YOU INSANE
SO KISS MY HAIRY YELLOW PLOT AND GET OUT OR MY HOME
OR I'LL ASK TRIXIE TO PUT YOU BACK INTO THE DOME
[TWILIGHT]
OH DON'T BE SO SURE WHEN YOU THINK YOU GOT TALENT
YOU GET DRUNK SO MUCH YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR BALANCE
YOU'RE A SINNER AND SOON YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO INFERNO
I WILL FIRED YOU HOMER THEN YOU'LL BEING CRYING AT HOME
WHAT WITH YOU HATING FLANDERS JUST BECAUSE HE IS A GOODY
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM IS JUST PLAIN PETTY
YOU'RE FAT YOU KILL YOURSELF WAY TOO MANY TIME
YOU EAT FOOD OFF THE FLOOR AND EAT THE MEAT THAT HAD SLIME
[HOMER]
THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU STUBBORN LITTLE PONY
RAINBOW DASH WAS RIGHT THAT EGGHEAD KEEP ON READING
THE CLOCK IS TICKING TWILIGHT YOU CAN'T DEFEAT MY FAMILY
I'LL ASK BART TO SLING SHOT YOU AND YOU'LL SOON BE CRYING
YOU'RE FRIENDS ARE SO OLD AND THEY'RE PAST GENERATION
I CAN EAT MORE THAN PINKIE PIE AND MAKE MORE FRIENDSHIP
I MAY BE FAT BUT MY BRAIN NEVER DOES
I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND YOU'LL BE IN FOR A THUD
[TWILIGHT]
WELL LOOK WHO WE GOT IT A BIG DUMB BALDY APE
YOU COULD'VE SURVIVE GRANDPA READING EVERYTHING SINGLE DAY
LOOK AT ALL THE THING THAT YOU MADE MARGE MAD
WHEN YOU REVEAL MANY SECRET AND THE PROMISE YOU BROKE BAD
IF ARTIE MARRIED MARGE THAT WILL MAKE THE SHOW BETTER
NO ONE WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM A LAZY BEER DRINKER
YOU ARE WORST THAN HITLER AND YOU CAUSE BLASPHEMY
LYING ABOUT GOD WELL JUST KEEP ON SINNING
[HOMER]
IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MAKE ME SCARED JUST LIKE YOUR WORST FEAR
THINKING CELESTIA SCOLDED YOU WELL THAT ALL I NEED TO HEAR
I THINK I'LL SEND YOU TO THE MOON AND SEE WHAT IT LIKE
AND IN THE ALTERNATE WORLD YOU WERE SHOCKED AND SURPRISED
[TWILIGHT]
WELL YOU THINK I WAS HAPPY WELL THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M EXPECTING
UNLEAST EVERYPONY KNOWS THAT I'M A SMARTEST PONY
WELL THIS BATTLE IS OVER I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE CASTLE
GOT MORE FRIENDSHIP TO MAKES AND I WILL SOON GLOW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
