Ode To The Marauders
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, it's not mine. Although I'm proud to say the song lyrics are.
A/N: Okay, I know that this is dumb, but what can I say, I'm bored? In regards to flames: Bring 'em on!
Professor Binns class was as boring as ever, but soon something would happen even more disturbing than the teacher's death. Binns was rambling about a goblin rebellion, when James gave a slight nod, the signal for he, Remus, Peter, and Sirius to jump up on their desks and launch into song.
"Ohhhhh…
We're Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
Marauders Brave and true
We aid magical mischief-makers
Those tricksters through and through
With aid of map and invisible cloak
Around the school we sneak
And should you ever snitch on us
We'll hex you into next week
We torture slimy Slytherins
And perhaps we ought to mention
Due to occasions when we get caught
We hold the record in detentions
So if one morning you awake
The victim to an elaborate prank
It's Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
No doubt you have to thank!"
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