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First day of kindergarten (part one)
Syoaran walked into the class nervously. He stared at his classmates. "Sit down syoran." The teacher told him. He took a seat beside a red haired girl named misty (from pokemon). He watched a red haired boy in the back of the class (Touga from Utena) talk to a multicolored haired boy he had never seen before.
"Okay class today we're going to read the little engine that could!" Teacher #1 said. The class moaned. "I'm reading the little engine that could and you're going to like it!" She said scowling. "Once upon a time,"
1 hour later,
"The end!" The teacher said sounding relived, "okay play nice, I'm going to the store to get some Advil and whiskey."
Yoh and his spirit Amitamaru (from shaman king) headed to the arts and crafts table where they made paper swords. Syoran wanted to play too.
"Yoh can I make swords too?" he asked. "Please."
"Umm ye-nope." He said happily.
"Please!" He begged.
"Okay" He said. So they began making swords. Misty walked by.
"Ewww Syoran is leaking in his panties!" She said pointing he looked down to see a certain 'wet area' in his pants. Yoh screamed like a sissy, then the teacher walked in.
"Oh crap, I hate my job." She complained dragging syoran to the office and taking another large gulp of her whiskey.
"Anyways, back to blocks!" Said the multi colour haired boy (which in case u haven't figured is yugi from yu-gi-oh) he begain stacking blocks once again. Just as he had finished his giant block castle he heard a voice.
"Ha Ha Inu Yasha, You'll never get the shikon jewel!" Yelled Kikyo (from Inu Yasha) as she ran straight into yugi's castle.
"NOOOO! ALL MY HARD WORK DESTROYED! U RUINED IT NOW YOU'LL PAY! *Lunges at kikyo*
(Inu Yasha Thinking: Oh man this guy after the shikon jewel too!) *Lunges at yugi* The Shikon jewel fly's into the air and smashes into a ten dozen pieces which spread around the world. "Oh crap what now" *looks over to see kikyo pinning him to at the chalkboard with an arrow then falling over and dying* "I had to ask" *passes out*. Teacher walks in holding syoran with clean pants.
"for pity sakes"She said releasing Inu Yasha form the chalk board. "oh crap we have a deceased one on the floor!" *picks up kikyo and throws down the corpse hatch* "now if the government asks nobody saw that. Okay?" They nodded.
First day of kindergarten (part one)
Syoaran walked into the class nervously. He stared at his classmates. "Sit down syoran." The teacher told him. He took a seat beside a red haired girl named misty (from pokemon). He watched a red haired boy in the back of the class (Touga from Utena) talk to a multicolored haired boy he had never seen before.
"Okay class today we're going to read the little engine that could!" Teacher #1 said. The class moaned. "I'm reading the little engine that could and you're going to like it!" She said scowling. "Once upon a time,"
1 hour later,
"The end!" The teacher said sounding relived, "okay play nice, I'm going to the store to get some Advil and whiskey."
Yoh and his spirit Amitamaru (from shaman king) headed to the arts and crafts table where they made paper swords. Syoran wanted to play too.
"Yoh can I make swords too?" he asked. "Please."
"Umm ye-nope." He said happily.
"Please!" He begged.
"Okay" He said. So they began making swords. Misty walked by.
"Ewww Syoran is leaking in his panties!" She said pointing he looked down to see a certain 'wet area' in his pants. Yoh screamed like a sissy, then the teacher walked in.
"Oh crap, I hate my job." She complained dragging syoran to the office and taking another large gulp of her whiskey.
"Anyways, back to blocks!" Said the multi colour haired boy (which in case u haven't figured is yugi from yu-gi-oh) he begain stacking blocks once again. Just as he had finished his giant block castle he heard a voice.
"Ha Ha Inu Yasha, You'll never get the shikon jewel!" Yelled Kikyo (from Inu Yasha) as she ran straight into yugi's castle.
"NOOOO! ALL MY HARD WORK DESTROYED! U RUINED IT NOW YOU'LL PAY! *Lunges at kikyo*
(Inu Yasha Thinking: Oh man this guy after the shikon jewel too!) *Lunges at yugi* The Shikon jewel fly's into the air and smashes into a ten dozen pieces which spread around the world. "Oh crap what now" *looks over to see kikyo pinning him to at the chalkboard with an arrow then falling over and dying* "I had to ask" *passes out*. Teacher walks in holding syoran with clean pants.
"for pity sakes"She said releasing Inu Yasha form the chalk board. "oh crap we have a deceased one on the floor!" *picks up kikyo and throws down the corpse hatch* "now if the government asks nobody saw that. Okay?" They nodded.
