A/N- I would like to warn you that my characters do not act them themselves. Some of you prefer a beautiful romance crap where Edward and Bella kiss on the beach during a sunset. Hate to burst your bubble, but my story is not like that. If you don't like it, then go read another cliche fan fic. Ok? Ok. And while we're at it, i'll throw in my DISCLAIMER: I don't own twighlight, so now that I've said that people can't arrest me...right?

"It's just too straightforward, you know?" Bella added as her and Alice discussed the pregnancy and birth unit in their (and Edward's) health class.

"Totally. Who even cares? It's not like I can…you know, get pregnant and stuff." Alice said as she nodded. Bella giggled.

"What are we even doing today?" Bella asked curiously as they walked into the classroom. Alice shrugged.

"I actually didn't check. To busy." She said as they reached their desks.

"Morning, class!" Mr. Hedger said brightly to the class. The class mumbled back a sort of acknowledgment before giving him a trace of attention.

"As you all know, our class would normally take a mid-term assessment on all this stuff we've learned about newborns." Mr. Hedger said, pausing until the groans of the students receded. "But…this semester we'll be doing something a little different. I'm going to pair you each up with a partner, and you two will be the mom and dad of…" Mr. Hedger reached into a large cardboard box next to him and pulled out what looked like a realistic baby doll. "These!" The whole class groaned even louder. Mr. Hedger looked annoyed. "Anyway, these Robo-babies run on batteries, but don't get your hopes up. They can't be taken out unless you actually dig them out of the baby's back. Which will result in a zero," he said as he turned to face Emmett's direction. Emmett looked down at the floor and muttered something that sounded a lot like "crap".

Mr. Hedger continued. " You will have the baby for 2 weeks-starting tomorrow and ending next Friday. These babies require constant attention and need to be fed, burped, have their diapers changed, ect. So don't turn in a baby with a soggy diaper." Once again he looked at Emmett.

"What?" Emmett exclaimed. "I didn't do anything!"

"Not yet you didn't," Mr. Hedger muttered under his breath.

Alice raised her hand. "Mr. Hedger, I think we should be allowed to choose are own partners. And I think they should be allowed to be the same gender."

Mr. Hedger shook his head. "Sorry, miss cullen. We already have the list drawn up." Alice pouted, then raised her hand again.

"I think we should support gay and lesbian marriages-"

"Alice, please!" Then he took out a list that apparently had the list of "parents" on it.

"Please come up with your partner and retrieve you baby and this new parent form. Please fill it out as if you two are married and have left the hospital with your child. And the partners are: Alice and Tyler," Tyler smiled at Alice and she smiled politely back. They stood up and went to the front of the room to retrieve their papers. She wasn't thrilled, but she wasn't unhappy, either.

"Austin and Jessica." Jessica giggled and Austin rolled his eyes. They stood up together, too, and walked to the front of the room.

"Ben and Angela." The couple smiled at each other. They both got up and went to get their baby.

"Bella and Mike." Bella stared back towards Mike, who smoothed back his hair, straightened his collar, then promptly winked at her and blew her a kiss. Bella giggled. Alice stared at her in disgust.

Bella stood up and went back to Mike as the Hedgehog read off the rest of the names.

"Are you ready?" Mike asked her.

"Yeah. I always wanted to be a mom." Bella said thoughtfully as she remembered all the years as a child when she had dressed up her cat and rolled it around in a stroller. Mike nodded.

"Well, I always wanted to be a husband." He said as he wiggled his eyebrows. Bella stared, then burst into little fits of giggles. They took their baby and paper back to their seats.

"Okay, question number one," Mike began to read. " How do you feel about giving birth to a baby girl?" He asked Bella. Bella thought for a second.

"Happy cause I don't have to worry about it peeing on me while I change it's diaper," she said. Mike gasped.

"I totally feel the same way!" He exclaimed. The two started to laugh. This time, Emmett made a gagging noise from the back of the room. Bella didn't seem to notice.

"Question number two: what is the first thing you would buy your baby?" Mike asked, as he looked up at Bella. Bella didn't even pause for a second.

"An I-pod phone. You know, for incase it needs me while I'm away. And in case I need to borrow it."

Mike nodded, and scribbled that down on the paper. Just then, Edward walked in.

"Ah, Mr. Cullen." Mr. Hedger said as he noticed Edward.

"I didn't do anything!" Emmett said quickly.

" The other Mr. Cullen." Mr. Hedger sighed in exasperation. Alice giggled.

"Late to class?" Mr. Hedger asked Edward. Edward handed him a note.

"I see. Well, since you came in late and the girl I was going to pair you with is absent, I suppose you'll just have to work with another boy. Eric? Here's a partner for you." Mr. Hedger yawned.

"Work with him for what?" Edward said, a bit alarmed.

"Bella and mike can explain it to you," he said. Edward looked quickly over to Bella. What? He mouthed. She beckoned him and Eric over.

"Basically you guys gotta take care of a robo baby and you two have to pretend to be married cause you're the mom and dad and you have to make sure that-" Bella cut short of her run-on sentence when she looked to see Edward's expression.

"Bella…are you paired with Mike?" He said with a slow realization.

"Um…yeah? And you're paired with Eric." She said. Edward looked over at Eric.

"Lord help me," he groaned quietly before walking over to his partner.