Confusion on the Other side of the door!
By: CarlitosSweetnekochan
Me: I'm extremely bored, and so….i am going to write this ficcie right before my Recorded eppie of RAW Starts.
Carlito: Cool!
Cena: Yawn….I don't wanna see Kurt angle again.
Both: Shut up,Cena!
"Now..Put it right there,carlito."
"ok. (winces) Ouch!"
Chris Jericho, (I can't believe he got fired! I'm putting him in anyway.) Was walking past Carlito's Dressing room when he heard..
"Don't press it! Just put it on there."
"Huh? Was that the authoress, Neko?" He said in confusion. He cracked the door open a little bit, and peeked in. It was! She was there with an ice pack, lotion, a washcloth, and a bowl of water.
"Now… Do this…and keep it there for a while." She was on his loveseat next to him..
"Ok….That feels a little better."
He closed the door, and stood there with a confused look on his face. And here comes Snitsky and Eugene.
"What's going on? And does it involve a lady?" Snitsky said.
"Yeah! The Authoress! And Carlito!" Said Jericho.
"Cool! I wanna See! I wanna see!" Said Eugene, Bouncing around like a three year old.
All 3 opened the door, and Saw neko on top of him, rubbing lotion on him.
"Whoa! Hey,cena!" Jericho whispered.
John cena came around the corner, holding his WWE Championship belt on his right shoulder, and wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.
"Yo! What's going on?" Said Cena in his thuggish attitude.
"Check it out!" Said Eugene. All 4 men kept looking through the crack in the door, and saw neko grab the ice bag and the wash cloth.
"I wonder what she is gonna use that for?" Said Snitsky.
"Whoa!" Screamed Carlito. All 4 wrestlers peeked though again, and then heard…"That was too cold!"
"Sorry…I'll try and be a little bit more gentle." Said neko.
Chris was now too confused! "I think they're doing it! "
The 3 other men, now including Ric flair, were confused at the words "Doing It." And they all looked at him with confused looks.
"What do you mean by "Doing it", dude?" said Ric.
"You know…Riding a horse, bouncing on the Male Pogo-stick? Going to Pleasure land?" Said Chris.
All 4 still looked at him confusingly. "uh….What?" Said Snitsky and cena together.
"Arrrrgh! They're Having sex in there! Lotion, Ice, and a washcloth? Lotion for lubrication, Ice to stimuate,and a washcloth to cover his eyes! Jeez!" Said Chris.
"No condom?" Said Cena.
"Nope. I didn't see any there." Said Chris.
"Whoa…." Said all 4.
Meanwhile, Back in the Dressing room…
"Feel better?" Said Neko.
"Yeah. wince it still stings." Said Carlito.
"Good. Cause…It's almost time." She said.
(Other side of the door)
"Soon…..She'll orgasm.. and we'll rush in there!" Said Chris.
"Cool. Then what?" Said Cena.
"Then, We'll toss her off Carlito, and drag her into my room!" Said Chris.
"no…We'll tie her up, and gag her then we'll throw her in Bishoff's room!" Said Snitsky.
"Let's play with her!" Said Eugene.
"No! We'll lock her in the locker room!" Said Ric.
"put her in the trunk of my car!" Said Cena.
All 5 started to argue…and the door opened…with Neko, Fully clothed, with a bowl of water in her hands.
"What's Going on!" She yelled.
"Uh….Nothing…" all 4 of them said.
"I doubt that…and Ric…(Punches him in the face) That was for Groping Carlito hard.. in an unmentionable area, and making him suffer for it with a Unforgiven Match!" (dumps the water on his head) Hmph. (walks back in…pokes her head out) and cena..Your fly is open. (pops back in)
Cena zips up, and walks into the room. "(blink) Wha-? But……I heard moaning..and screaming!"
"I had an ice bag where he grabbed me!" Said Carlito. "She was trying to help me!"
"oh….But..The lotion! The washcloth!" Cena stammered.
"Lotion….Was for a massage. And the washcloth with water was to wipe the sweat off me." He explained.
"Uh….Oops….Heh….I'll be going now..Bye!" Cena said while running out of the room like an idiot.
"Estupido. Anyway…let me take a shower,and I'll be back in time for our date." Carlito said.
"Ok." Neko giggled.
After Cena told everyone the truth, and Jericho had his head beaten in by Eric Bishoff, Carlito and Neko went out on their date.
"I can't believe Chris thought we were "Doing it"! Even I know that Chris Jericho can paraphrase sometimes." She said.
"Yeah.He's Uncool,and Stupid.So, where do you wanna go?" Carlito asked her.
"Hmm….Let's go out for pizza." She said.
"Ok. But, let's go see a movie first." He said.
"What do you wanna see? I'll pay for it." She giggled.
"hmm….Stealth. I think that would be cool." Carlito said.
And so, After the movie, they went out for pizza, and brought everyone back their favorite pizzas! Then…as soon as they were done, They went back to Carlito's apartment, and Then…they did it…"Protected."
(That's a good thing! Condoms are really useful. Plus, my dad said…back in the war, they used them as gun covers, to keep the water out of the barrel.)
….The next morning…I'll post after I get 4 reviews!
Nekoyasha
