James Bond roosted upon a meaty egg as he pondered the meaning of the star shine. As his mind drifted to early galaxies being born, a woman with 67 tits and 43.6 vaginas slithered into the room and shot milk into his mouth, recharging his brain to think the thoughts of the cosmos.

This woman wanted to tell Bond why crows have cloacas and refuse his dick, but she was cut off by a baby dropping out of her snaky cloaca. This baby crawled back up Bond's penis and dissolved into sperm to knock up the next generation of nagatits.

"Why do our babies always do that, Mr. Bon-"

"Shhhshshsh, don't talk, my brain is going to explode if you speak one more word."

Just then, Bond's skull opened up, and from it he birthed an entire galaxy, full of bodacious boobied blue-footed boobies who drive roofless school buses over the water while gunning down sea tarantulas who sell Boo Berry cereal made of meth to their eggs and get their chicks addicted to Boo Berry meth. But the boobies were too intelligent to hatch from eggs, so the physics of this world exploded and gave Bond a migraine, which made the sun cry and the grass turn to piss.

Bond blamed the death of his world on the naga bitch so he threw pieces of his eggy throne at her. She assimilated it to grow 78 more tits then smashed him with them. He turned to a puddle of sperm which took his form then hardened up like a Terminator amoeba. Bond laughed, then broke his penis off and slapped her with it. She took the penis out of his hand then threw it at Jupiter, which it killed on contact because every Walmart went out of business at once when she broke his dick off.

James Bond needed to return a defective grappling belt to Walmart, but now he couldn't because the Walmarts all crumbled to dust!

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, NOW I CAN'T REPLACE THIS BELT, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FLOPPY WORM" Bond threw a hippopotamus made of razorblades at the naga, but she avoided it and turned it into a pile of laundry by glaring at it.

"Just make the receipt look like a K-Mart receipt, they'll take it back."

"You know I can't do that, I'm a man of the law."

Nagabitch looked down at her tits. They formed the word LAW.

They were both men of the law.

James Bond and Nagabitch married and populated a new world with their beautiful dickhole-born children. These children invaded Earth and killed all of mankind while the stars laughed while pissing in celestial shark tanks.