Author'snote:This is the follow up novel Butters himself wrote to "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs." The first two chapters were provided on the show and to be true to source material they are included sans the ending line as to allow for a few chapters of original content afterwards. Also in keeping with how the novel is presented in the show the chapters are ridiculously short and childishly written as Butters would have.
Obviously I do not own South Park or any of it's associated characters.
Thanks for reading, enjoy!
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Chapter 1:
Douglass had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing and she was fat.
"I need to poop." Douglass told Rebecca.
"Ok, I like poop." Rebecca replied.
Douglass squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop stood there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.
