Another Robbie based story, it's a set of random rambles from the great villain's point of view. Enjoy.

This won't be updated regularly, just when I feel like it, sorry. Proper story coming soon.

Oh and LazyTown definitely belongs to Magnùs Scheving.


The Diary of Robbie Rotten.

Or What Not To Wear, and Other Advice.

Written by Super-villain Robbie R. Rotten.

With foreword by the author.

Dear Reader,

As you are reading this, I presume that you are looking to improve your villainous skills. For those who are new to the world of being a villain I will provide a few pointers for starting out:

1. Get an established evil lair – essential for conducting evil experiments, evil plans, making evil devices all in all, an evil place.

2. Get a villainous suit for day use – and if possible apply the colour scheme to everything you own, including your lair. Then you can complain at anyone who doesn't know what your favourite colour is. Bear in mind that the suit will not be worn all of the time as this line of work often involves disguises (see more on page 2).

3. Obtain a decent arch-enemy – they have to be willing to have countless run-ins with you, yet still come back for more. They should also be against punishing wrongdoers and allow you to slink away miserably every time you fail, without feeling the need for justice.

4. If possible have a physical defect – or if you cant, being excessively tall/shot/fat/thin will help as it will make you more memorable and give people something to laugh about.

5. Have a grudge against pretty much everyone - if they're not with you they're against you.

6. Similarly, judge everyone at face value and do not get to know their nicer side – you could end up making friends with the so-called hero.

7. And, last but most of all…

NEVER GIVE UP.

I leave you now with a list of several of my failed ideas – which will hopefully enlighten you as to mistakes that should not be made.

Good luck and remember: the villain always wins (maybe!).

Robbie R. Rotten