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We were running to the baseball field when we heard Bella shriek with laughter ahead of us. Everyone was amazed when she was the only one who gave Edward a run for his money because she hated running as a human. I sped up to see what was so funny. I still wasn't at the scene, but I heard Bella scream,

"Hey, everyone! Edward just ran into a tree!"

I sped up even faster. I'm pretty sure I've never ran so fast in my whole life, which is really saying something since I'm now 132 years old. I look good for my age to. Back to the problem at hand though. The picture in front of me was hilarious. Edward was standing there staring, stunned of course, at where I guessed the tree was before his hard head knocking it across the field. Now he's not stunned anymore because he's glaring at me.

"Emmett, you're not 132 years old. You're 97." He said and added under his breath, "Idiot, learn to count." Oh no he didn't.

"Idiot, learn to run." Ha. Burn. "So, Bella-kins, would you mind telling me the story?"

"Sure, Em. I was telling Edward something and he wasn't looking ahead of him. All of the sudden, I sped up and heard a crash behind me. When I turned around, there he was looking like a dear in headlights. Talk about hilarious. Alice got it on camera, don't worry. She's already got some copies." Her power to send thought and read them is amazing. Much better than Edward crappy mind reading power. Again with his glaring. That boy needs anger management. By the time Carlisle, Esme, and Jasper got to the small field we were at, poor Edward had gotten ridiculed so much.

"I never thought I'd see the day I ran into a tree while talking to my wife." He muttered.

But he had to learn the hard way, there's a first time for everything.

Ok, I know it's short, but I can't help it. This was just something I thought of and decided to write it quickly before I forgot. Review!