Hey everyone! It's been a while since I've been here. School's got me tied down, and I can't seem to think of any ideas for my other stories right now. But now it's winter break! So I decided to make a one-shot about Wario! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Wario and characters belong to Nintendo.


I can't believe it. I, Wario, the greatest treasure hunter in the world, cannot stop dreaming about one of my employees. Whenever I try to dream about something else, she's always somewhere in the dream. I can't even think about money or the company because I continue to think of her! Still, I can't help but admit that she does look cute... So, so cute...

This girl is so beautiful, I can just stare at her all day, and not care about whatever the other employees are doing. Her hair is so luxurious, wavy, and has a very great smell. She wears a lot of different hats, which covers the beauty of her head. Sometimes I wish to myself that one day, I could touch some of her long, orange, divine hair.

Her eyes are also beautiful as well. They match perfectly with the blue sky. I often find myself lost, staring into them as I try to focus on the orders I need to give to everyone at the meetings. Of course, someone always snaps me out of my daydreaming and gets me focused on the job. Usually when I stay after to close up, she's always there, as if she is expecting me to walk out with her. When I close up the building, she walks out with me. Though her eyes are very pretty in daylight, they shine best in the nightlight, along with the rest of her perfect figure.

Whenever she looks at me, I feel like my stone-solid heart has melted until the point it is soft, gooey, and good. Those eyes make me feel that she does not think of me as a greedy, horrible monster, what everyone else thinks. Instead, she makes me feel like a glad, kind, and brave man. She makes me feel that if she's ever in any trouble, I would willingly help her, paid or not. Those blue eyes make me feel as if she is unafraid of me, but thinks of me as someone she can trust.

Though the best thing about her is not her hair, nor her eyes. The best thing about her face is her smile. Whenever she smiles, my heart always beats in a speeding pace. Her smile makes me feel happy, as if all of my badness has gone away. Her smile makes me forget about stealing money for a moment and just look at her. Her smile is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on.

Doh' shoot. I'm feeling like I'm in love with her! But strangely, I don't feel sad. Strangely, I don't feel mad. Instead, I feel like the happiest man in the world! These feelings have given me something to look forward to in my life, and for once, I don't even care about money. All I can think about now is her. Just me and her, facing the tough times together.

I have to tell her about my feelings for her soon. Otherwise, she'll go for some loser like Waluigi or something! Though I have no idea where that twig of a partner is now. From this point on, I swear that one day, I will show my love for her. I swear that I won't let anyone hurt her or anything get in my way of stealing her heart.

I'm coming for you, Mona.


Who thinks I should continue?

Thanks for reading, and review! :D

-TravixMan-