WARNINGS: Contains light yaoi and cross dressing, don't like don't read!! Out of character moments, and I make up my own plot.

Turn back now, phobes! Please no flames. Thank you!!

Death Note and Wizard of Oz aren't mine.

There once was a boy named Lawliet, but everyone called him L.

He lived on a small farm in Kansas with his uncle Watari, and pet dog named Mello.

He had lived there every scence his parents had died when he was 3.

He loved living in Kansas with his uncle Watari and two brothers, Matt and Near.

Even though L knew he was boy, he liked to wear dress like a girl. His favorite was a blue, plaid dress with a white shirt under it.

Watari was a kind, understanding, old man. However, the land lady Misa wasn't so kind. She had always hated the cross-dressing L, because she thought he was prettier then her. Even though Misa was famous around the country, L was famous in the small Kansas town. Everyone would say hello to him on the street, and he even had a few date offers. He had turned them all down, because he was still waiting for someone special.

Then, one day, he saw a burnette school boy walking by himself. He thought he had heard him talking to himself, saying things like "Ryuk...note...new world..."

L pursued the boy, until the strange boy turned around and peered at him with gorgoeus, green eyes.

"Well,hey there." He smiled.

"H-hi" L blushed.

"Never seen you at school before. You new?"

"N-no, I've lived here for a long time. I'm home schooled."

"I see..." The burnette kept staring at him, and L kept on blushing. Mellow sniffed the stranger's ankle, and began to growl and bark at him.

"Mello! Oh, I'm so sorry." He said picking up the upset dog and apologized over and over to him.

"Please, it's no trouble." the stranger assured L.

"Ok, then...I um...what is your name?"

"Oh, that's right, I havent told you my name. It's Light." He greeted to the flusterred L.

"I'im...called..L"