I do not own Homestuck, yadda yadda yadda, you get the drill. Anyway, I hope this is at least enjoyable, even if it's a bit out of character/is completely not aligned with canon. So if you find my presentation of things offensive, I can only say I'm truly sorry for what I have done.

After strangling the strong but disturbingly aroused blue-blooded troll, Gamzee dropped the halved-bow, letting it fall to the ground. The highblood, looking down at the smiling corpse, laughed at the irony: Equius could never shoot a single arrow. Then, not bothering, he turned around heading back into the labs to search for more potential victims. He still had a few to go, although he was sure the other rouges on the meteor would make that task easier for him.

That was, until he heard a young yet determined voice shout behind him, "AC says, 'eat some pawboom, you motherfurking clown!'" Gamzee, turning around, saw Nepeta standing there, pointing her silver six-shooter right at the monstrous highblood, with fire in her eyes and fangs out. Before the clown could make a move, the angry olive-blooded troll pulled the trigger, causing a bang to resonate through out the room as the bullet went down the barrel like a screaming eagle of justice towards Gamzee. The spinning lead missile hit him right in the face, causing his head to explode like a watermelon filled with grape jelly getting hit by a rocket launcher.

Nepeta then twirled her gun about and blew the smoke off the barrel before putting it back in her holster. She then smiled, showing all of her sharp teeth, as she walked towards Gamzee's corpse, staring at it hungrily. Equipping her long cyan claws from her strife specibi as she approached the body, she said, "AC says, 'Tonight, subjuggulator is fur dinner!'"