A/N: KAY. This is my first fanfiction so it would be considered amateur or something. Feel free to flame. And I will cry. I do not own Vocaloid or anything related.

WARNING: There is a certain Meiko Sakine in the story which means this is immediately T rated.

~ The Extremely Strange Diary of Hatsune Mikuo ~

Dear ESD (Extremely Strange Diary),

You probably don't know me. I'm Hatsune Mikuo. This entry is about myself, solely. I guess.

My sister is pop diva Hatsune Miku and she's so weird that a flying pig with unicorn shoes wouldn't compare.

SERIOUSLY.

I live in a really gigantic mansion which is so-huge-I-got-lost-in-my-bedroom. I'm serious about that too. I live with all the other Vocaloids and related which immediately means everyday is extremely strange and chaotic.

My life is actually very very terrible.

My sister has the master bedroom, of course. Because she's the main breadwinner and stuff and one of the house problems is that she has this "dog".

At least she calls it a dog.

It's named Shiteyan'yo and it looks more like a bodiless Miku with pigtails as legs. It looks NOTHING like a dog and its really freaky. And vicious.

Miku's extremely fond of it and dedicated a song to it.

She never dedicated a song to me. Which is really sad.

Shiteyan'yo terrorizes everyone daily.

I have a pet too. It's named "Hachune Miku" and I got it for my birthday from Miku herself. She say it's a turtle named after her but with the Hatsune changed to Hachune to avoid copyright.

Its completely USELESS. All it does is sit in the tank all day waving leeks with a dumb expression on its extremely chubby face. It doesn't look like a turtle. More like a deformed Miku, really.

Its staring at me right now like a dumbass waving its stupid leek.

Is it a female or male? I wonder. But I will never bother to find out.

So..that's it about me. I'm currently chewing on a leek and drawing a very bad portrait of Miku.

She looks like Sweet Ann's boxart in this thing.

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. I better head off to sleep.

BWWWEEEEHHHHHHHHH.

-Mikuo