friends are like...

forks because they feed you crap when you don't want it

parents are like...

broken records because they wont stop making noise

children are like...

candy because they are sweet but bad for you

brothers are like...

assassins because their always hiding until you need them

sisters are like...

poems because there easy to read

boyfriends are like...

knifes because they can stab you in the heart

girlfriends are like...

banks you can keep putting money in but your still in dept

people are like...

machines because they do what other people want them to do

celebrity's are like...

their face because their fake

fat kids are like...

rats because their always looking for their next meal