friends are like...
forks because they feed you crap when you don't want it
parents are like...
broken records because they wont stop making noise
children are like...
candy because they are sweet but bad for you
brothers are like...
assassins because their always hiding until you need them
sisters are like...
poems because there easy to read
boyfriends are like...
knifes because they can stab you in the heart
girlfriends are like...
banks you can keep putting money in but your still in dept
people are like...
machines because they do what other people want them to do
celebrity's are like...
their face because their fake
fat kids are like...
rats because their always looking for their next meal
