AUTHORS' NOTEZ (because there are two): SWIGGITY SWIRST THIS IS OUR FIRST...fanfic that is... So um... Yeah... this is pretty sick awesome and stuff because of super sick nasty reasons. We worked so hard on this and we hope they you will leave comments and stuff-but MIND you that this is an awesome story and therefore only awesome comments are allowed. Alright. We good? Yeah...we good. With love: Peep 1 and Peep 2 (the awesomest peep to pop).

Once upon a time in Altenadia karkaar smashed his alarm cluck because it was making to much niose to lound in the mourning. He herd a graon beside him itnwas Sollux. Both of the rubed there eyes sleppy caus it was sooooooo early. It was five am time to make some god damn pankaces karkat profected at solluxs face. Sollux pulled the covers over his face and said go do it fuckwad. Karkat tried to get puot of bed and tripped and fell on his face. He landed insollxs dirty underpants pile. Karkat got up and he was angry! Sollux, karkat exclaimed. I thought I told you about 64 billion times to put your dirty underwer into the washing mahine you lazy asshole fuckbucket. Sollux smiled and said that sounds like a personal problem buttface. Karkat through his sythe into wall and snorted downstairs. I don't see why I have tim ake the panakakes all the tume its his turn anyways gosh golly gee I hate him. Imma fuck him up have some mond honey with that pancakes bitch. But as karkat went to piut it on the pancakes he tripped again and it fell out the window and landed on there neighbor john and killed his pet frog. YOU ASSBUTT YOUR FROG GOT ALL OVER MY MIND HONEY AS THE FROG COMBUSTED COVERING JOHN IN GUTS AND HONEY. Jonh smiled happily and said karkat dear fellow please suck my dick and he scipped off into the sunrose. Karkat did a double face palm combo and says FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKASS FUCKY FUCKER and stumble back toward his pancakes which were blazing as was half the house. Sollux was still asleep because he was tired nd it was soooooooo early like 5am still oh my god that's early. Sighing heavily Karkat jumped uup the sters and run toword hsi and Sollux's' door. He had to get his boyfriend up so they could be safe and make penkakes sumwhereelse. His house was burning and the smoke hurt his lungs leik they wre burning moar than his ehous. He was so scared.

Karkat kicked down the door like a boss because he is one and got sollud hit buy the flying piece of wood that was the door. "oh My god I'M SO SORRY SOLLUX BUT YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BURN LIKE MY PANCAKES DID." Sollux didn't buge because he was KO'd by the doork. Karkat onle had one thing option left. He treid to pick up Sollux and he did so he thorew the unkonscious body at the window. The window bent but did n't berak and Sollux was spat unceremoniously back onto the hot floor. He siszzled like an egg for a few seconds befoer he got a burn. Karkat was getting maor and moar frustrated so he threw the obnioxious alarm out of the window to break it. Sollux followed the clock out and hit the ground with a thump loud enough to shake the house.

The floors shook and Karkat fell down hurting his hands because it was so hit it burned him badly. He needed to get out, but he was afraid of heights so he cao;dn't jump out of the window. He was on the second floor. John couldn't help but overher karkats girlish screams and wandered back from the sunrise. "Karkat my dear chum you living appear to be smoldering, do you aquire the assistants of my services?" "YES BUT DON'T HUG ME IM SCARED AND I SMELL LIKE BURNT PANCAKES BECAUSE GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR! Karkat was obviously delrios from the smoke and tripped agsin on slolluxs discusting pants and came tumbling out the brkoken window. John was lucklily there to break his fall but being the dorkatron he is he didn't catch he got squished by karkats fat ass and almost dies but doesn't because he is john.