A/N: This is a complete rewrite of my original story. I've been working on the revision for a while and I just recently finished it. I was going to revise it anyway because I thought I could make the characters a bit more like how they are in the movies and TV shows.
As I was looking over the original story a few people left really nasty reviews and I deleted their comments, but it was still insulting. I know what Harley and Joker are really like and I know Harley's middle name is not Hanna, but I will keep repeating myself until people shut up about the inaccuracies within stories, THIS IS FAN FICTION! The things we write about are not supposed to be 100% accurate they're supposed to be for your enjoyment so if you don't like it DON'T READ IT! It's that simple. I don't care if some people think my stories are horrible, I'm not a professional writer and I won't pretend that I am.
So I'm basically saying Haters SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS YOUR NEGETIVITY!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of they character except Joanna.
Chapter 1: Birth
October 31, 1994 Gotham City in an abandon toy factory, the cries of a woman in pain could be heard, if you dared to venture to that part of the city. Only a few brave souls dared to enter the Narrows willingly, but few ever came out the same, if they ever came out at all. This is a place where only criminals dwell. The woman that is screaming in pain is one of these crooks.
"AHHHHH!" the woman screams as she goes through intense labor pain. The woman is about 5'7", with medium build, she wears a full body black and red suit with a matching jester hat; her face was painted so she had a white face with black lips and eyes, making her look like the clown character harlequin, she is known as Harley Quinn. A man stood beside her and rubbed her swollen stomach.
"That's it Harley girl you're doing great" the man said to comfort her. The man had on a purple suit, had green hair, and had on clown make up. Anyone could tell you that this is the infamous Joker if his clothes and Cheshire cat smile didn't give him away. He and his partner were expecting their first child and they were determined not to be found by the Batman.
"It hurts. How much longer is it going to take?" Harley asked trying to bring her daughter into the world.
"Any moment Harl; let's get you into something more comfortable for our daughter's birth" he said and Harley agreed.
Hours after Harley changed, she felt her water break. Her contractions began to worsen, but she knew it was all a part of childbirth. And she knew her child wanted to come out as much as she wanted her to. She lay down on table that was made into a delivery bed and prepared herself for the intense pain that was to come.
"Ooh god. Could you kick any harder?" she asked to her baby, whom was on its way out.
"It's time" the father said then Harley felt something pushing against vaginal cavity.
"Argh… all right time to bring our daughter into the world" Harley rasped as she began to push, hard.
"That's it Harley girl almost there. Just a few more pushes" her partner said and she gave one last, hard push and then heard small cries.
Harley looked down to see a beautiful baby girl in her father's arms. Harley was too sore to move, but was the happiest she'd been in a long time. She had finally become a mother and had the perfect family, at least in her eyes.
"You did great Harley look at our lovely daughter" he said as he wrapped the baby in a blanket and used his switchblade to cut the umbilical cord. He then tied a piece of string around the rest of the cord that was still attached to the baby. Joker waited for Harley to push out the placenta before handing the baby girl over to her.
"She's perfect. What should we name her?" Harley asked, looking lovingly at her child then back to the Joker.
"I was thinking Joanna. What do you think?" he asked.
"That's a perfect name… a mix between my middle name Hanna and yours Joker" she said as Joker looked at their child.
"Our little Joanna you will be just like your parents… hah, hah, hah" Joker said while he looked at his daughter.
However, Joanna didn't even giggle as Joker laughed which was unusual for any infant. Normally, a newborn will giggle and squeal at the first sight of its parents, but Joanna remained quiet.
Little did The Joker and Harley Quinn know that their daughter would be everything, but what they wanted her to be.
