When Ayumu ate sugar shonen ai style

Ayumu: YEAH! Shonen ai! Go me! Sakura!

Sakura; Right, Ayumu, doesn't own Beyblade or it's characters or some of the stories mentioned, but he does own the plot. And the pairings are Tyson/Kai and Max/Ray.

Ayumu: Oh yeah and the first story. It's the title is supposed to be When Ayumu ate sugar. Sorry

Tyson/Telling a long story about how he fought a giant fish to impress his boyfriend but soon becomes suspicious that Kai isn't even listening/ Are you listening to me?

Kai: Oh you're still talking

Tyson: You weren't even listening to me!

Kai: No, I was.

Tyson: No you weren't! What are you doing that's better than listing to your own boyfriend?

Kai: Nothing.

Tyson: What are you doing?

Kai: Nothing!

Tyson: What are you doing!

Kai: NOTHING!

Tyson: You're reading! Reading!

Kai; Duh.

Tyson: I didn't know you could read.

Kai; Shut up, Tyson. You probably got a D in reading.

Tyson: No I didn't. I got an A. Lee got a D.

Lee: HEY! No! Ray got the D!

Ray: WHAT! No I did not you fat nose! Max I still love you even though I say this! Max got the D. Come here! You ass whole/chases after Lee/

Max: Ray! That's Kenny, not me!

Kenny: You think I would get a D? Come on look at me. It's Tala probably.

Tala/looks shocked/ How did you know my grades in reading?

Kai: You're serious.

Tala: What was I supposed to say/points to Kenny/ What did you say?

Kenny: I said, do you think I would get a D? Come on look at me.

Tala: Okay. /looks at Kenny/ You like a safari tour guide that just got out of a rumble with a lion. Hey, where are your eyes? Why do you wear glasses if you don't have eyes?

Kai: Go home Tala.

Tala: Yes, ma'am.

Kai: I'M NOT A GIRL!

Tala: Well you look like one.

Tyson/Shakes head in agreement/ That is kinda true Kai. You're very pretty for a guy.

Tala: And you did get hit on my that bartender.

Tyson: Bartender? Where? I didn't get a chance to kill him when he hit on MY Kai in Shattered Glass! Kai: TALA!

Tala: What?

Kai: You know how Tyson gets!

Tala: Sorry.

Kai: Go back to Russia!

Tala: Fine. /goes to airport/

Kai: Tyson!

Tyson: Yeah?

Kai/whisper in his ear/

Tyson/gets evil smile/ Promise?

Kai/sighs/ Yeah.

Tyson/smiles wider then slips a arm around Kai's waist/

/All of the sudden a lawn chair comes crashing through the window/

Ray/running after Lee in the yard/ COME BACK HERE YA FAT NOSE!

Lee: I'MMMMMMMMMM SOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYY!

/Suddenly Mariah pops up out of thin air/

Mariah: Ray! My love!

Ray: Ah! Get away from me woman!

Mariah: But I love you!

Ray: I don't love you! I love Max!

Max: I love you too Ray! Even though you said I got a bad grade!

back in the dojo

Tyson: looks at the broken window, he still has his arm around Kai Grandpa, isn't gonna be happy about this.

Kai: Tyson, you need some advice?

Tyson: Yeah.

Kai: Don't take my advice.

Tyson: Thanks a lot Kai.

Kai: You're Welcome! I Love to help!

Tyson: Kai, I love you and all, but, don't do that again, it's scary.

Kai: Oh. Okay, how about you-- /gets cut off by Tyson kissing him/

Tyson: The only way to shut him up.

TO BE CONTINUED……MAYBE…..

Ayumu: Okay well I stole three things and I'm very sorry and PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!

The first thing, Kenny looking like a safari tour guide is from The Bet by Plushie Heartless.

The second thing is, the bartender hitting on Kai, which is from Shattered Glass by Neko-Mei.

The last thing is, The last line It's from one of Obsidian Obscurity's stories Kiss to the Stranger.

I am very sorry if you don't want you're writing in here I will take it down and redo it. Please forgive me/bows/

Sakura; Yeah I think they get it, Ayumu.

Ayumu: Yeah but I don't want them to be mad at me! I want everyone to like me!

Sakura: Who couldn't like you?

Ayumu: ………. /crickets chirp/

Sakura; Don't hurt yourself now.

Ayumu: HEY! THAT WAS MEAN!

Sakura; I am not caring.