"Eat your green beans, Lil' D."

"Tt. I will kill you."

"Nah, you love me."

"Do not doubt me, Grayson. I will use the very spoon you eat with to carve out your eyes and force them down your convulsing - "

"Aaannd there went my appetite."

"Don't be a pussy, Replacement. I find this quite entertaining. Go on, Demon Spawn."

"Really Jay? Language? We're eating here."

"Hate to inform you, Dickiebird, but technically Runt started it when he so colorfully described your eyes being shoved - "

"Seriously! Trying to finish one single freaking meal here!"

"Enough blubbering, Drake. Your incessant whining is unwelcome and unwanted, to put it quite plainly. Same goes for your presence."

"You know something, Spawn? I think I like you. I think I really like you."

"You too, Todd. Why are you even here? Didn't Father ban you from this house?"

"Dami-!"

"That's it, you little shit - "

"Hey, that's my fork!"

"You do not frighten me, Todd!"

"What the Hell –stop stealing my utensils!"

"Everyone calm do- no, Dami, put Tim's knife down. Now! Jay, please, get off the table! ALFRED!"

"My apologies Master Dick. I believe my attention is required elsewhere."

"Oh for the love of - "

"Did Alfred just abandon us?"

"Sort of to be expected by now, am I right Replacement?"

"You're one to talk, Todd. Could what Father did to you not be considered the same as abandonment?"

"Stay still for a fucking second so I can stab your god damn face."

"ENOUGH. THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE A THREATENING MOVE TOWARDS ANYONE AT THIS TABLE DOES. NOT. GET. COOKIES."

"..."

"..."

"...see what you guys do?"

"Jesus Dickie, calm down. We're just fucking around."

"Tt. I agree. Your overreaction is quite unwarranted, Grayson."

"Everyone just shut up and eat your dinner."

"…"

"…"

"Dami, that includes your green beans."

"Tt."