This is my very first attempt to write fanfics. I have this one scenes keep playing over and over in my head about OHSHC being absorbed into Naruto's universe. What could happen? Come with me in a journey where the Host Club members are having a short camping trip in Nekozawa's family reserved forest. *Because Haru-chan has no passport, none of the members has reserved forest in their country, blah,blah, blah- you know the rest* xD while they were enjoying the scenery, someone somehow did something wrong somewhere, and it's our job to figure it out~ ^^ Disclaimer : I do not own OHSHC & Naruto. Bisco Hatori and Masashi Kishimoto owns them.


The mild morning sun spreading slowly on the messy floor with used clothes and papers scattered around as if the room has been strike by a tornado. At the left corner side of the room, one figure, laying on his chest, half of his body is covered by blanket still snoring loudly, one leg dangling off the bed, another one under his pillow. Moving on to the right side, a still figure sleeping soundly, shifted slowly as he can feel his phone vibrate on the small table at the side of his bed. The round green eyes gaze lazily at the vibrating phone, hitting the button snooze to stop the alarm. His eyes instantly landed on his room mate, who is still snoring comfortably.

Slowly, Kaoru remove the blanket, letting out few soft sighs before he got up and moving to his brother's bed. Looking down on his brother's sleeping position he snorts a little, wanting to shake his brother's shoulder but a wide yawn stopped him. Sleepy tears accumulate at the edge of his eyes as he cringed.

"Hika-chan, wake up. We're gonna be late." he kicked his brother's leg, but there's no signs of movement from his twin.

Kaoru sighs in irritation, it has been his daily routine to awaken this sleeping beast and Hikaru has never made his routine easy. Today is like one of those special day for Host Club where they have outings for the school break, and it's one of the outing that he anticipated the most. Yeah. He loves camping and connecting to the nature. He has been excited about it and all, but as usual, Hikaru felt the opposite. Last night, they spent like almost 2 hours fighting while packing their stuffs. He pack up stuffs and Hikaru pulled everything out and scattered them all over the place. After many series of never ending packing and repacking between them, they decided to go to bed without saying good night to each other, and leave the room in a complete mess. The younger twin just don't understand why Hika-chan is being single-mindedly against the idea of camping.

He shake his head in disagreement, he can't let Hikaru ruin his blossoming excitement. Then an idea snapped in his mischievous brain like a turned on light bulb. He left the room with a smirk that Hikaru always wear whenever that evil twin is up to something. "I'm won't always be the nicer twin, Hika-chan" he murmured as he entered the bathroom with a strong killer aura while tapping on his phone.

**More or less like 30 minutes later**

Hikaru now has shifted his sleeping position by laying on his back. He knew that his younger twin was trying to wake him up, but he's not going to respond to that. His decision is final. He's not going camping. He hated the atmosphere, a lot of bad incidents could happen in a forest, and he's not going to let anything hurting his Kao-chan. Well, he might have showing his worries in a wrong way but this is one of the method that he can win over Kaoru. All the time. Kao-chan might go sulking by not talking to him all day but he knew it won't stays that way for long. They're the inseparable twins after all. With one eyes open, he watch Kaoru, full dressed in his blue t-shirt, and dark blue jeans walking out from the room.

Hikaru quickly jumped right off his bed once he felt something is crawling under the sheets. "What the hell?"his eyes widen seeing all kinds of insects crawling and slithering disgustingly on the white sheets. His anger double up once he caught two rhino beetle creeping on his messy hair, he hated insects, and that is one of the reason he hated going camping. He went all flipping in the room dramatically, clearing all the insects attached to his Pjs.

"You'll pay for this, Kao-chan"he twitch his lips, then bust into the bathroom to wash himself off.

Kaoru sips his tea calmly as he heard a thudding footsteps from upstairs, an angry thud. A smirk played on his thin lips.

"Don't you think you went too far on that, Kaoru?" a toneless manly voice said from his left.

The younger twin shake his head, "No worries, Kyoya-senpai. He's mad alright, but that is not for long. I have my back up plans." he gave a wink to Kyoya.

A few seconds after that, Hikaru arrived with the most upset expression he ever had, glaring at his own twin brother who sit there calmly. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"he yelled.

"Hika-chan, mind your language please," Yuzuha suddenly appear carrying a fold of satin silks on her hand.

Hikaru hold back his anger, breathing heavily as he clenched his fist.

"My decision is final. I'm not going anywhere near any kind of forest." gazing straight to the still figure sitting with crossed legs.

"Hika-chan... Camping is not that bad. It's all fun!"Yuzuha butt in.

"Yeah, except for the insects part and not to mention all the beasts hidden in there. I'm-"

"So, you do admit that you're scared, hm?"Kaoru tilt his head, facing his brother who seems flustered,

"I-I, hell I'm not!"Hikaru yelled, crossing his arm in irritation. "It's..." scratching his head, thinking of more excuses. They have been quarreling of his phobia to insects and it's embarrassing for him to admit it. He means, come on. He's supposed to be the elder one who should be more brave than his brother. Not like a elder twin who is afraid of insects like a wimpy girl.

"Hikaru, you need to go with Kao-chan.. Please?" Yuzuha slowly placed down the satin silks on the table as she walk approaching the confused elder twin.

Kyoya on the other, with his chin resting on one hand, he watched the family drama intently. Glancing at the clock once in a while, wondering when will they start going to Neko's forest. This is the first time Hikaru is against Tamaki's idea, and the new fact that the evil twin is afraid of insects amused him. A lot. He almost declined Tamaki's offer to fetch this two brats, well, it will be a waste of chance and he might missed this amusing family drama. The shadow prince hold the urge to smile to his thoughts.

It took a while for Hikaru to think, then he regain his calmness, he waited and waited.

Then his mother's phone rang loudly, the fashionista mother hastily reach for the phone, "Ohaiyou, Mina-sama!" she greeted with her usual flamboyant attitude and starts talking in her own fashion world language taht not everyone can understand, hands fling here and there as she walk into her design room.

Hikaru stretched a sly smile as their mother were out of his sight.

"Very well, Kao-chan. I'll go, under one condition."

Kaoru and Kyoya exchange glances,

"Yeah? What is it?"

"You'll do my foreign-language homework for 3 months,"

"What? No! 1 months."

"2 months."

Kaoru narrowed his eyes, "1 and half"

"Na-ah. Two months or no deal"

Again after series of immature fights between them, the younger ginger twin sighs in defeat. He wanted to go camping so much and this is his only shot.

"Fine, I'll do it."

"Good. 2 months of my foreign language homework, and 2 months of cleaning my bedsheet and my uniform without the help of our maids." the feeling of satisfaction invading Hikaru's smirk.

"What? That's unfair!" Kaoru's jaw dropped in pure shocked.

"Life is unfair. And that is the punishment for dumping all those filthy insects on my bed. I could have just tell mom about it. If that's what you want." teasing smile blazed on his brighten face.

Kyoya leaned back on the chair, he can't help but to smile along with the elder twin. 'The table has turned' he thought.

Kaoru crossed his arm, thinking hard.

"FINE."

"And-"

Don't push it." Kaoru sent a death glare to his amused brother.

Hikaru throw his hand in agitation, "I didn't get to finish my word yet. It's not even a punishment. Geez."

"Then what?" Kaoru asked, slightly annoyed.

"Shall we go?"

Kyoya get up, "Finally."

Crisp mountain air filled their nostril gracefully, their eyes softens at the greenery views. Rising morning sun seeping through the thick leaves that covers the land. The happy chirping birds playing the music of nature, rhythmically with the soft blowing winds. There'sa rolling hills across the distance and its breathtaking lake view before it.

"I didn't know that we have such beautiful place like this."Haruhi said, smiling contentedly with her eyes wildly scanning the area.

"Well, any place is beautiful wherever you go, Haruhi," Tamaki set down his eyes to Haruhi excited face, looking around in awe.

"Don't get fooled by the serenity. At the end of this road is the Cursed Lake. If we don't offer something to the small temple guarding it, a dark forces will have a severe punishment for all of us."

Tamaki squeals instantly looking at Nekozawa in pure dread, hiding behind Haruhi who doesn't seem to be affected by Nekozawa's sudden appearance.

"What's the offering that we need to do then?"Kyoya asked.

Nekozawa look up to the raven haired boy with a wry smile, then he moved closer to the scared blonde prince, Tamaki. God, he love teasing this guy. "Any kind of silver made coins will do. Placed it on a huge Cat statue in front of the temple. All of us will be just fine."

Tamaki swing his hand pushing Nekozawa's face, "Get away from me!"

"What do you mean all of us? You're not invited."Hikaru joined in, with Kaoru clung to his left arm, nodding.

"Yeah. You're scary." Tamaki added, his face cringed, still hiding behind Haruhi.

Nekozawa rolled his eyes to both annoying twins, then smile at Tamaki's dreadful face, "This is my forest, and my family will have a ritual in here, soon." replying with his famous not-so-mysterious voice.

-So that's it for chapter one. I will continue the next chapter soon. Just hope someone will read this though. (._.) Naruto and his comrades might come out in the next chapter. I can't promise you yet, but they will! xD Sorry for any ooc. My random brains is not very good at keeping things in characters. hehee Critics are mostly welcome. :D Lastly, R&R lovers!