Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim.
Ok, I was bored and thus, this was created. Real IZ fangirls will get EVERYTHING on this list. Got a lot of referances from Zim Eats Waffles, btw.
1.) You want to be a paranormal investigater when you grow up.
2.) You've considered programming your stuffed animals to eat human flesh.(doesn't work guys, I already tried it)
3.) When you make breakfast, you yell in a high pitched voice, "GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES?!"
4.) When someone calls you, the first thing you say is, "Agent Dark booty here."
5.) You wonder if there are Ghost Ninja's in your toilet.
6.) When sick, you yell, "FETCH ME THE BUCKET!" Then you proceed to puke your Invader Zim fangirl guts out.
7.) You've considered chopping off two of your fingers so you can flip people off when you point, like Zim.
8.) You get up at 2:00 a.m. so you can watch IZ on Nick.
9.) When the episode comes on, you laugh evilly, makes waffles, and watch the episode.
10.) You've been practising your evil laugh.
11.) Your friends are used to your IZ rants.(well, at least, mine are)
12.) You spend time looking up stuff that can prove your fave pairings canon.(Zim and Dib's fingers are ALMOST touching! It's proof, I tell you, proof!)
13.) You slap people when they ask you what IZ is.(I bitch slap them. XD)
14.) You and your friends high five with three fingers.
15.) When your friend is in a bad mood, you ask if they want a happiness prob in their brain.
16.) You threaten your brother/sister with the flesh eating demon squid.
17.) You've considered programming your car to have your personality.(That was a bust, like the stuffed animals)
18.) Your worse nightmare is being trapped in a room with a moose.
19.) You whistle the doom song while you work.
20.) You constantly tell your brother/sister that they will meet their horrible doom.
21.) When someone calls you a freak, you tell them you are a normal human worm baby.(Who likes wearing pants)
22.) You tell your friend to prepare to meet their horrible doom when they agree with you.
23.) Your parents have attempted to burn your IZ collection, hoping you'll return to the normal world.(Pfh! Normal is just a setting on a washing machine!)
24.) You have attempted to get your pet in a green dog costume.
25.) You would totally date Zim/Dib if they were real dudes.(ZIM FTW!)
26.) You believe in the existance of Irkans.
27.) Your room looks like IZ threw up on it.
28.) You constantly compare your boyfriend to Zim/Dib. You are constantly disappointed.
29.) The first item on your wish list is Irkan armor.
30.) You constantly remind your brother/siser that you are The Tallest in the family, and therefore they must obey you.
31.) You piss people off because you point at them with your middle finger, like Zim.
32.) You answer all questions with an IZ quote.(Q: What's your fave food? A: I like corn! I do!)
33.) You accuse other countries of trying to steal our beaver technology.
34.) You asked your parents to buy you a voot cruiser as your first car.
35.) You always quote with your best friend in public.
36.) You remind yourself to be quiet when you watch IZ at 2:00 a.m., because you don't want to wake your mom because of your fangirling.
37.) When you prank phone call someone, you say, "Hello, this is the FBI. My name is Greg, how can I help you?" Then you freak out when THEY freak out because they call the real FBI, asking why YOU'RE calling them.
38.) You've considered making one of these lists.
39.) You're nodding as your reading this.
40.) You've decided that you're a true IZ fangirl, and you did some of the things on this list.
