Happy Holidays: Peter Petrelli's PC Winter Party

A/N~ This is crack. Pure crack. Because I imagine Peter would be incredibly politically correct like this.

"Nathan, we can't use these!" Peter cried, staring horrified at the invitations in front of him.

"For the love of God, Peter, what's wrong with them?" demanded Nathan. Really, he didn't have time for this. It was bad enough they were having this party. Peter thought that Nathan really needed to repair his image with their friends (Was friends the right word here? He barely knew a couple of the people he was inviting to the Petrelli mansion for this!)after the whole Pinehearst debacle so he should hold a party. A Christmas party. And more unfortunately, Tracy, with her vast knowledge of public appearances, had agreed.

"They invite people to the Petrelli family Christmas party," his brother replied.

Nathan sighed. "That's what it is, Peter."

"Yeah, well, what about Hiro and Ando?" Peter asked. "Do they celebrate Christmas in Japan? I don't know. Or Mohinder; do they celebrate Christmas in India? I don't know that either! What if some of them are Jewish? Or atheists? Or, oh god, Scientologists?!"

A pile of cards dropped onto the table. "Are these better?"

Picking one up Peter read, "'You are invited to the Petrelli Family Nondenominational Holiday Celebration.' Yes, this is much better!"

Meanwhile, Nathan was a little more preoccupied with who had brought the new invitations. "What the hell are you doing here?" he asked Sylar.

"I just wanted to spend Christmas with my family," Sylar answered, smiling in a way that was supposed to come off as innocent, but looked a lot more like the Cheshire Cat of Alice in Wonderland.

"We're not you're family anymore," Nathan snapped.

"Details."

Nathan sighed again, muttering something about scotch. "Fine, whatever just don't kill anyone."