First of all, I got the idea for this story after doing a madlib at rinkworks. I did change it some, but the basis of the thing is from the madlib. Enjoy.

Lawl

"Hey guys," Lupin said. They had all been telling stories to one another as they sat in the small crummy apartment that served as one of their hideouts. "My story is a lot better than yours."
The others glanced over at him, waiting for him to tell it.
Lupin stood up and started his story...

"Okay, it starts with the badguy, Zenigata. Zenigata "Teh Rain" Lawlz. He had just finished up stealing a shoe when the h4x0rz comes in and starts to fight him. Zenigata pulls out his gun and starts firing on the h4x0rz while yelling out "Roflcopter, zomg n00bz!" Zenigata is mean and very l33t. He takes them out one by one and is ready to escape when another enters.
Goemon Red, a crazed piano playing person. Goemon had been teh sad since he had problem with his internets. It was the work of the h4x0rz, which he had chased down numerous times, rofl fights taking place in spaceships and wagons.
"You!" Goemon yells. "I challenge you to a thumb fight!"
"Roflcopter, zomg noobz!" Zenigata yells out.
They jumped over to an box filled with sox and begin teh battle.
After an exciting fast paced fight, Goemon wins, punching Zenigata's thumb and rendering him defeated.
Goemon starts to go home, but wait! In enters a pr0n star with an exploding w4ffle. She carries teh w4ffle to Los Angeles, set to blow it up. Goemon races to LA, snatches the w4ffle and defuses it with only 1337 seconds to spare.
"Do not want!" Goemon said as he ripped teh w4ffle to shreds.
"Roflcopter, zomg n00bz!" Zenigata jumped into shot, standing next to the pr0n star. He flexed his thumb muscles as he prepared for another battle.
"I've got you, Lawlz!" Goemon yells, thrusting a kitty thru Zenigata.
"omgwtfkitty!" Zenigata then falls over dead."

The room was silent, Lupin looking proud as he knew he bested them all.
"That was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard," Jigen said, pulling out his gun and shooting Lupin's head clean off.
"Lawl," Fujiko and Goemon said as Lupin's body fell to the floor.