Lawl
"Hey guys," Lupin said. They had all been telling stories to one
another as they sat in the small crummy apartment that served as one of
their hideouts. "My story is a lot better than yours."
The others glanced over at him, waiting for him to tell it.
Lupin stood up and started his story...
"Okay,
it starts with the badguy, Zenigata. Zenigata "Teh Rain" Lawlz. He had
just finished up stealing a shoe when the h4x0rz comes in and starts to
fight him. Zenigata pulls out his gun and starts firing on the h4x0rz
while yelling out "Roflcopter, zomg n00bz!" Zenigata is mean and very
l33t. He takes them out one by one and is ready to escape when another
enters.
Goemon Red, a crazed piano playing person. Goemon had been
teh sad since he had problem with his internets. It was the work of the
h4x0rz, which he had chased down numerous times, rofl fights taking
place in spaceships and wagons.
"You!" Goemon yells. "I challenge you to a thumb fight!"
"Roflcopter, zomg noobz!" Zenigata yells out.
They jumped over to an box filled with sox and begin teh battle.
After an exciting fast paced fight, Goemon wins, punching Zenigata's thumb and rendering him defeated.
Goemon
starts to go home, but wait! In enters a pr0n star with an exploding
w4ffle. She carries teh w4ffle to Los Angeles, set to blow it up.
Goemon races to LA, snatches the w4ffle and defuses it with only 1337
seconds to spare.
"Do not want!" Goemon said as he ripped teh w4ffle to shreds.
"Roflcopter,
zomg n00bz!" Zenigata jumped into shot, standing next to the pr0n star.
He flexed his thumb muscles as he prepared for another battle.
"I've got you, Lawlz!" Goemon yells, thrusting a kitty thru Zenigata.
"omgwtfkitty!" Zenigata then falls over dead."
The room was silent, Lupin looking proud as he knew he bested them all.
"That was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard," Jigen said, pulling out his gun and shooting Lupin's head clean off.
"Lawl," Fujiko and Goemon said as Lupin's body fell to the floor.
