Poke-Everyday life!

This story is inspired by the anime "Nichijou!" coupled with my boredom.

It's an awesome and mindless show, really.

Note: The following conversations take place somewhere along the timeline of "Pokemon High School Edition" but you don't have to read it beforehand to enjoy the randomness of this story.

Poker


"Hmm… Five of hearts."

Red slowly places two cards from his hand onto the pile of cards in the centre.

Today, our Kanto group is playing cheat on the rooftop after school because the school doesn't allow students to gamble but its okay to practice lying.

"LIAR!"

Blue declared on Red's cards and flips them over revealing a five of hearts and king of spades.

"Oh come on…"

Red reluctantly takes the thick stack of cards and slowly rearranges them in his hand.

"Hmph, your lies can't escape my eyes! I'm the Queen of deceit!"

"Is that really something to be proud of…?" Red glances over to Green who seems to be concentrating awfully hard on his hand.

"Green, you don't have to take this so seriously you know, it's just a game."

"Hush, I'm trying to devise the best way to sweep the floor with you guys." Green said it in an insinuating way that triggers the fiery spirit within Red and Blue; he sure knows how to push their buttons.

"Oh ho… challenging us eh? You've got guts boy!"

Suddenly, Yellow who has been quiet the whole time taps Red on his shoulder.

"Hey Red, how do you play this game?"

"Huh? Oh well you see that card, you can place this card in your hand…"

Each time Green places a card down, he shows no sign of weakness or hesitation in his epic poker face. Green manages to trick Blue and Red to make calls on his truths and passes on his fake calls.

"What a formidable poker face foe!"

Moments later, Green is down to his second last card while Blue and Red each have more than five cards in their hands.

"Heh, I've got this! It's my win!" Green smirks to himself grasping his trump cards in his hand.

"So Red, I can play this card right?" Yellow tugs Red again to ask for his advice.

"Ah, yea sure, if you put that down…"

Yellow places her card down and slowly tilts her head in confusion.

"Eh… I don't have any cards anymore. Did I lose?"

Green literally drops his jaw in shock as the winner is declared for this game; Blue on the other hand is grasping her stomach and laughing her head off.

"I'm so stupid!" Red crawls into a ball and starts to sulk.

"Eh..? I don't get this game…."

Hidden desire


"Blue birthday's coming up…maybe I should get something pretty for her…"

Sliver wanders around the clothing section of a shop in the shopping district in search of a suitable gift for Blue.

"Hmm… I'm sure something cute and frilly would look great on her…hehehe" People in the shop start to exchange glances with each other as they overhear Sliver starts giggling to himself. Just then, the shop assistant slowly approaches him and asks if he need any help.

"Could you give me something cute and frilly?"

The shop assistant quickly disappears into the storeroom behind the counter and comes back with a white one piece dress and hands it over to Sliver.

"Madame, let me escort you to the changing room."

"Wait what? Wah! H-Hold on!"

Not long after, Sliver exits the dressing cabinet in the white one piece with a cute strawberry clip on his hair. Everyone in the shop squealed upon the sight of such beauty well except Sliver who looks traumatized.

"You look great Madame!"

"…What the heck? Oh god, I can't let anyone see me in th-…"

Just at that moment, like as though fate had brought them together, Gold happens to walk into the shop and both of their eyes met.

"Really…?"

Both of them are wearing a stoned look on their faces before Gold walks over to Sliver and pat his shoulder.

"Did your inner self awaken?"

"HECK NO!"

"It's okay I won't judge you. In fact… you look kind of cute…"

"OH GOD, GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Crystal's Stress Diary


June 21st

Dear Diary,

Today, Gold was being a pervert so I punched him. This time he only flew across three tables compared to two tables yesterday. Seriously he's so thick headed sometimes. That's all.

August 5th

Dear Diary,

As usual, I launch a fury of kicks onto Gold since he was hitting on girls along the hallway indiscriminately. I don't know why but I felt kind of annoyed…

August 15th

Dear Diary,

I think my fists are getting stronger; Gold actually flew across the classroom when I punched him today. I feel kind of bad now… oh well.

September 1st

Dear Diary,

I fell in love with him. This can't be happening!


Read and Review! Hopefully I did well on bringing the randomness across. *Keeps fingers crossed*