This is actually a parody I wrote a few years ago (with the help of my brother and cousin), which takes the tune of The Christmas Song. It references quite a few Resident Evil titles, and there will hopefully be more in the future. Enjoy!


The Horror Song

Meat sacks roasting on an open fire

Zombies nipping at your toes

Full sized barrels being launched down the tower

And S.T.A.R.S. dressed up, ready to go

Everybody knows his gender and a bandersnatch

Will surely make Sir Alfred cry

And Bravo team with their heads all a-blown

Will find it hard to breathe tonight

They know that Wesker's on his way

He's loaded lots of guns with ammo on his way

Jessica Trevor's child is gonna try

To see if mother really is still alive

And Alfred's offering this simple phrase

"Alexia please marry me"

Although it's been said many times, many ways

"Ada wait this time"

[Billy's piano interlude]

And so Steve's offering this simple phrase

"Claire you have such a nice butt"

Although it's been said many times, many ways

"Leon help me right now"


Coming soon: Wesker Got Impaled by a Tyrant, Have Yourself an Itchy Tasty Christmas, Last Outbreak, and more!