This is actually a parody I wrote a few years ago (with the help of my brother and cousin), which takes the tune of The Christmas Song. It references quite a few Resident Evil titles, and there will hopefully be more in the future. Enjoy!
The Horror Song
Meat sacks roasting on an open fire
Zombies nipping at your toes
Full sized barrels being launched down the tower
And S.T.A.R.S. dressed up, ready to go
Everybody knows his gender and a bandersnatch
Will surely make Sir Alfred cry
And Bravo team with their heads all a-blown
Will find it hard to breathe tonight
They know that Wesker's on his way
He's loaded lots of guns with ammo on his way
Jessica Trevor's child is gonna try
To see if mother really is still alive
And Alfred's offering this simple phrase
"Alexia please marry me"
Although it's been said many times, many ways
"Ada wait this time"
[Billy's piano interlude]
And so Steve's offering this simple phrase
"Claire you have such a nice butt"
Although it's been said many times, many ways
"Leon help me right now"
Coming soon: Wesker Got Impaled by a Tyrant, Have Yourself an Itchy Tasty Christmas, Last Outbreak, and more!
