Avatar ultimate showdown!
A.N.: allo! i love Avatar las airbender so im writing a fanfic! i think you shud read it please no hatters ok :)
capter one iroh gates into a comma.
prince zuko exept it was after da show so he was firelord zuko was tited becauser he stayed up all night havin sex an stufff (A.N i dont want this tobe m so i wont get into it) so he wnet to the coffee bar and got 6 heavy mochha laates and drank dem all and got much refreshed. meanwhil at the soyth pole aang and sokka and katara were helping rebiuld nw buildinds to help the south ploe water people an stuff. sokka had invebted his own iphone but he could only call zuck and toph and some other guys like longshot but he didn't talkj. so he called smellerbee insead. he sead smelerbee i think an hiytman is going to kill the duke why she said because i saw a bald dude follow hum like in the spit out her gum and than told longshot but they didn't know where he was.
Back at the fire nation zucko drank his coffe and went back to the fire palace. toph was there because she was visit ande she wanted some coffe becase she was tired from matalbending practice. so zuko had his personal coffe chf make caffe for her. then thay talked. "why do you only redirect lihgtning and not shoot it?" toph asked. "because redirect lightinit is hard but useing it is harder zucko said whiel getting mountain dew because he was thirsty. then uncle iroh waled by eating a bacon sandwhich. when he saw zukos mt dew he spat spitting sogy peices of bacon and bread all over zuko and toph. "mount dew!" he screamed. that's gross. "ucle don't talk with your mouth open" zuko siad with chewed up bacon fat all over his face. im sorry pardon my mannars iroh said. as they were wiping therye faces the coffee chef said "firelord do you want more coffe? wait iroh sad "you had mt dew AND coffee?" yeah i like coffee better that tea" zucko said. "WHAT he yelled NOOOOOOOOO! and fell down. OH NOES UNCLE zuko yelled and called a dr. he's in a coma they sAId. how do we get him out toph assed. They tried to take him to a special doctor but he was an evil serieal killer who killed people. he tried to stad uncle but toph stck his feet to the ground and zuko burnded him to death and fed the corpse to the pet pirahnas. "i know toph siad. call sokka and heil have an idea! sokka said "shock him with defidulator so they did but it just made lightning come out of his 'll just have to wat the drs said. so zuko sat down an cried but the tears were manly.
meanwhile in the insane asylum thing azula got into at the end of the show she was iun a straightjacket when an EVIL SPIRIT came in whiche culd do because he was a spirit. he said to her "i want to become ruler of da universe but i ned your help. ok she said and he freed her. "what's youe name she asked. my name is... KOBROV! he said menacinly! ok so what do u plan to do? she asked well first we must go to the spirit wrold... he said.
meanwhile at the south pole katara wanted soka to giver an iphone "no you weere a jerk to me " he said but she was sorry so he gave her and aang samsung gaxy. then he got acall saying that his gf suki had been killdd! and he spit and therw up all the food he had for three days. and tehre were two other ppl in the tent and they died from the puke. he went ad told aang n kara. "HOLY MACKERAL!" aang said. "WHAT DO WE DO?!" wefind the killer sokka sed.
meanwhile the duke was in the street in omashu (A.N you know from the king episode) but he was being followed by a bald man in a shit with a gung and a crd that said... AGENT 42! he snuck around the corner and pointed gun at the duke...
do you like ittt? pls review canu waut to see whar happens next?
