[A/N] Yo, rainbowlordshipper here, I wrote this cute yet terrible feels fluff, and now I feel like a terrible person, so I'm writing this as a warning. The first few chapters are cute and all fluffy, and then it will be feels city. Sorry about that. If you feel I mischaracterized anything or if you want to edit the way I did something, or just leave a review, feel free to comment. Thanks, and enjoy!

Also, this is a Humanstuck, and Sburb was just a game, so the Earth wasn't destroyed and nobody died. And the trolls are all human and stuff.

DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT ANDREW HUSSIE, THEREFORE THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE.

(this is set a year before they start playing Sburb, so they're both 13)

Ectobiologist began pestering TurntechGodhead

[EB]: hey Dave! guess what?

[EB]: Dave?

[EB]: Daveeeeeee where are you?

[TG]: what the hell do you want, dude? its 6 in the morning

[EB]: yeah, yeah, i know. i just couldnt wait any longer!

[TG]: get to the point, so i can go back to bed

[EB]: fine, fine, ok…

[EB]: the big news is… im going to the san diego comicon! the same one you are! we can meet in real life finally!

[TG]: oh, cool. we can talk about it later, can i go back to bed now?

[EB]: fine. but i will pester you tomorrow.

[TG]: fine. goodnight.

[EB]: night dave, dont let the bedbugs bite!

[TG]: john, no.

[EB]: sorry…

Ectobiologist stopped pestering turntechGodhead

John flopped back onto his bed, sighing. He would finally get to meet Dave! The guy he had only seen short video clips and photos of online, that he had talked with until morning. That he liked. In more than a friendly way. Dave thought he was straight because he said ONCE "no homo," six months ago. In that time, he had thought about his sexuality, and realized… Yes homo. He didn't know if Dave was gay, or bi, or pan, or something. Anything! And he was too afraid to ask. He started daydreaming, about him and Dave, and without realizing it, drifted off to sleep.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-LINE BREAK

Dave clicked off his phone and sighed. Why did Egbert have to be straight? He was so cute, and lovable, not to mention dorky. Dave had really fallen for him in these past few months. At least he would get to actually meet the derp in person. Make him smile and laugh. Dave grinned a little too widely as he thought of John's dopey smile. With that thought in his head, he rolled over, and fell back asleep.