A/N: This was inspired by the many "Dear _" drabble series out there. I'm going to stay canon and unbiased to certain pairings, reacting only how the person would react and not my personal preferences. Any cliches that are addressed are in good fun and not meant to actually insult anyone. I'm also going to stick to anime material so I don't spoil anything to the anime-only people.

Chapter 1: Eren Yeager


Dear Shingeki no Kyogin fandom,

You are all disgusting! Absolutely, without a doubt, disgusting!

Armin and I have been friends for years; our ambitions weren't farfetched at all. We wanted to escape..to see the real world. I knew it was dangerous, and I did try and keep him safe and always stand up for him when the time came, but that is because he is my best friend. I would give my life for him. If you idiots seriously think I have romantic feelings for him..

Mikasa and I have been through a lot. We're family. I don't know where you get the idea that her love for me is anything more than that. She worries too much sometimes, but if anything it's because of our past that she feels the need to try and come to my rescue, treating me like some little baby.

For years I've wanted to be a part of the scouting legion. I respect all of them.. and understand their brutality. They don't fully trust me yet, and I don't blame them. I'll just have to prove them wrong. Especially Lance Corporal Levi. He is..an amazing leader. I look up to him, even if he can be a bit unnerving sometimes. But I do not see him as anything more than an inspiring comrade. I do not love him. I don't even know why you think I swing that way! it's just...gross.

There are absolutely no hints of any romance in my life. All I care about right now is protecting my friends and extinguishing every last titan for what they've done. For who they've murdered. I don't have any more time to waste with you sick people!

Sincerely,
Eren Yeager.