A Few of My Favorite Things
Summation: A sick and perverted parody to "A Few of My Favorite Things"
from the sound of music. It's funny...I promise. So R&R.
Disclaimer: This is kind of really perverted and fucked up, but it's funny. It has to do with bondage. Now, I'm not implying that I'm into bondage or anything...to be honest with you...this is a perfect example of what happens when angry, young, and bored. Enjoy...or not.
Signed Always,
Katie
"A Few of My Favorite Things"
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, bondage and leather. Ball gags and butt plugs with fluffy black feathers. My hands and ankles all tied up with string. These are a few of my favorite things.
Dildos that light up and men with red asses. Black whips that help to woo all of those lasses. Sex chairs that bounce up and down like a spring. These are a few of my favorite things.
When the boss calls. When my spouse screams. When I'm feeling sad. I just pick up my handcuffs and lube up my ass and then I don't feel so bad.
Dress up with cops suits and bright nurse's outfits. Fucking with chains on and masks like the Misfits. Playing with stud belts that make your ass sting. These are a few of my favorite things.
When the boss calls. When my spouse screams. When I'm feeling sad. I just pick up my handcuffs and lube up my ass and then I don't feel so bad.
Now review it and make a Serb happy.
() I know the fucking Misfits don't wear masks! I couldn't find anything that would rhyme with outfits. So get off my ass...
Summation: A sick and perverted parody to "A Few of My Favorite Things"
from the sound of music. It's funny...I promise. So R&R.
Disclaimer: This is kind of really perverted and fucked up, but it's funny. It has to do with bondage. Now, I'm not implying that I'm into bondage or anything...to be honest with you...this is a perfect example of what happens when angry, young, and bored. Enjoy...or not.
Signed Always,
Katie
"A Few of My Favorite Things"
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, bondage and leather. Ball gags and butt plugs with fluffy black feathers. My hands and ankles all tied up with string. These are a few of my favorite things.
Dildos that light up and men with red asses. Black whips that help to woo all of those lasses. Sex chairs that bounce up and down like a spring. These are a few of my favorite things.
When the boss calls. When my spouse screams. When I'm feeling sad. I just pick up my handcuffs and lube up my ass and then I don't feel so bad.
Dress up with cops suits and bright nurse's outfits. Fucking with chains on and masks like the Misfits. Playing with stud belts that make your ass sting. These are a few of my favorite things.
When the boss calls. When my spouse screams. When I'm feeling sad. I just pick up my handcuffs and lube up my ass and then I don't feel so bad.
Now review it and make a Serb happy.
() I know the fucking Misfits don't wear masks! I couldn't find anything that would rhyme with outfits. So get off my ass...
