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Very little comic violence…and maybe gross food
I don't own dot hack sign, and I don't want it either! MWAHAHAHA! This is a completely random idea that I randomly chose the dothacksign characters for! Please R&R!
One day Sora, Bear, Mimiru, Tsucasa, and BT were hanging out for lunch. Bear was having a penut butter and ketchup sandwich.
Mimiru-Ewwww you eat that?????
Bear-I really like ketchup, I'll eat anything with ketchup on it
Sora has an evil grin on his face-Anything?????
Bear- oh yeah, anything
Sora grabs a bottle of ketchup. Tsucasa is staring into space and doesn't notice it when Sora squirts ketchup all over him.
Tsucasa looks at himself- Ah! I'm bleeding!
Before Tsucasa knows whats going on, Bear eats him
Bear licks his fingers- Tsucasa ala ketchup…very tasty
Sora has a really evil grin on his face now. He advances on BT
BT- Oh no, don't you come near me with that
Sora squirts ketchup all over BT and Bear eats her too
Sora- Do you want revenge on Mimiru for saying your sandwich was gross?
Bear-not really
Sora pauses for a second- well too bad!
He squirts ketchup in Mimiru's direction and she gets covered in it. Bear starts moving towards her.
Mimiru- Bear! I didn't mean that! Don't eat me!
Bear- Ooooo, ketchup!
Bear eats Mimiru. He lets out a burp and pats his stomach- I think I'm full now
Sora- Okay! Now that I've had my fun, I know how to defeat you!
Sora squirts ketchup all over Bear. Bear calmly licks the ketchup off himself
Sora- how did you resist eating stuff with ketchup on it?!
Bear- why would I eat myself?
Sora- hmm, true
All of a sudden Elk pops up and squirts ketchup all over Sora
Once Bear was done eating Sora he goes and eats Elk- I never said there had to be ketchup on anything to eat it
The end! Hooray for the sucky ending! You can have humor without swearing!
Bear's advice- Never Eat At McDonalds, it gave me food poisoning, like, three times!
Very little comic violence…and maybe gross food
I don't own dot hack sign, and I don't want it either! MWAHAHAHA! This is a completely random idea that I randomly chose the dothacksign characters for! Please R&R!
One day Sora, Bear, Mimiru, Tsucasa, and BT were hanging out for lunch. Bear was having a penut butter and ketchup sandwich.
Mimiru-Ewwww you eat that?????
Bear-I really like ketchup, I'll eat anything with ketchup on it
Sora has an evil grin on his face-Anything?????
Bear- oh yeah, anything
Sora grabs a bottle of ketchup. Tsucasa is staring into space and doesn't notice it when Sora squirts ketchup all over him.
Tsucasa looks at himself- Ah! I'm bleeding!
Before Tsucasa knows whats going on, Bear eats him
Bear licks his fingers- Tsucasa ala ketchup…very tasty
Sora has a really evil grin on his face now. He advances on BT
BT- Oh no, don't you come near me with that
Sora squirts ketchup all over BT and Bear eats her too
Sora- Do you want revenge on Mimiru for saying your sandwich was gross?
Bear-not really
Sora pauses for a second- well too bad!
He squirts ketchup in Mimiru's direction and she gets covered in it. Bear starts moving towards her.
Mimiru- Bear! I didn't mean that! Don't eat me!
Bear- Ooooo, ketchup!
Bear eats Mimiru. He lets out a burp and pats his stomach- I think I'm full now
Sora- Okay! Now that I've had my fun, I know how to defeat you!
Sora squirts ketchup all over Bear. Bear calmly licks the ketchup off himself
Sora- how did you resist eating stuff with ketchup on it?!
Bear- why would I eat myself?
Sora- hmm, true
All of a sudden Elk pops up and squirts ketchup all over Sora
Once Bear was done eating Sora he goes and eats Elk- I never said there had to be ketchup on anything to eat it
The end! Hooray for the sucky ending! You can have humor without swearing!
Bear's advice- Never Eat At McDonalds, it gave me food poisoning, like, three times!
