AHEM;

MR SHOE WAS A VERY LONELY MAN. HE OFTEN CREYED AT NIGHT BECAUSE HE WAS A ONE MAN WOLF PACK AND THAT WAS NOT HOW HE LIKED TO ROLL.

ONE DAY AFTER A LONG DAY OF TEACHING HE SAT IN HIS OFFICE AND LET HIS CREYS FALL FROM HIS EYEBALLS. "WAIIII" HE WAILED "WAI AM I ALL BY MY LONESOME?"

HE WATCHED FIN WALK PAST HIS OFFICE "MMMM DAT ASS" HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF. THEN HE FELT DIRTY. "EHUT AM I THINKING! FINN IS JUST AN ICKLE BABY. LOOK AT MY LIFE, LOOK AT MY CHOICES"

HE DROVE HOME IN DISGUST. FRESH CREYS STILL SEEPING FROM HIS TEARDUCTS.

ONCE HE GOT HOME TO HIS CAVE OF DESPAIR, HE SUDDENLY FELT A GLIMMER OF HOPE. HE HAD BEEN WRONG. THERE WAS SOMEONE HERE FOR HIM. SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO. SOMEONE TO COMFORT HIM.

"HONEY I'M HOME!" HE CALLED OUT TENTATIVELY, THERE WAS NO ANSWER... HE SWAGGERED INTO HIS LIVING ROOM. INCREASING HIS STRUT ONCE HE LAID HIS EYES UPON HER, SITTING ON HIS SOFA.

"OH, BABY!" HE BELLOWED "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME, AND I AM SURE THAT I LOVE YOU", HE WALKED OVER TO HER, AND SLID HER INTO HIS CD PLAYER.

THE FIRST NOTE RUNG OUT LOUD AND CLEAR AND MR SHOE NODDED HIS HEAD TO THE BEAT "JUST A SMALL TOWN GURRL!" HE WAILED "LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOORRRLLLLDDD!" HE SAT ON THE SOFA AND HUGGED HIMSELF AS THE SONG WENT ON "MMMM, BABY JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT"

HE STARED DOWN AT HIS RAGING BONER IN GLEE (lul glee) "I AM HAPPY AGAIN! AND SO IS MY LITTLE SHOE"

AND EVERYTHING WAS JOURNEY AND NOTHING HURT.

THE END.