Pirates of Arda: Curse of the Black Pearl

Pairing: AragornLegolas BoromirLegolas

Cast: Captain Jack Sparrow- Aragorn
William Turner Jr.- Legolas
Elizabeth Swann- Boromir
Hector Barbossa- Saruman
Joshamee Gibbs- Gimli
James Norrington- Haldir
Lord Cutler Beckett- Sauron
Davy Jones- Lurtz
Anamarie- Arwen
Giselle- Eowyn
Pintel- Elladan
Ragetti- Elohir
Bootstrap Bill- Thranduil
Calypso/Tia Dalma- Galadhriel
Murtogg- Faramir
Mullroy- Eomer

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"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up-" Boromir gasped as Gimli put a hand on the young human's shoulder.

"Quiet lad! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to bring them down on us, now do ya?" Gimli said.

"Mister Gimli, that will do." Haldir said as he walked up to the dwarf and human.

"He was singing about pirates. It's bad luck to be singing pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words." Gimli responded.

"Consider them marked. On your way." Haldir commanded.

"Aye Lieutenant." Gimli walked away. He took a swig from his rum flask.

"I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate." Boromir said. Haldir smiled briefly.

"Think again, Mister Boromir. Vile and dissolute creatures the lot of them." Haldir walked up to the railing. "I intend to see to it that any being that sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves. A short drop and a sudden drop." Haldir looked down at the human child. Boromir looked at Gimli questioningly who took his neck tie and pretended to hang. Boromir gasped and looked at Haldir in horror.

"Lieutenant Haldir, I appreciate your fervor, but I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my son." Denethor said as he walked in between Boromir and Haldir and looked at Boromir.

"My apologies, Governor Denethor." Haldir said as he walked away.

"Actually I find it all fascinating." Boromir piped cheerfully.

"Yes, that's what concerns me." Denethor replied and walked away. Boromir saw an umbrella in the water. A raft with an elf floated up by the boat.

"Look! An Elf! There's an Elf in the water!" Boromir shouted and pointed at the raft. Gimli, Denethor, Haldir, and some crew members ran to the side of the ship and saw the raft..

"Elf overboard!" Haldir shouted. "Man the ropes, fetch a hook, haul him aboard." The crew pulled the elf onto the ship.

"He's still breathing." Haldir breathed in relief.

"Yavanna, Husband of Aulë…." Gimli breathed, eyes wide in horror staring out at a burning, wrecked merchant vessel. The entire ship ran to see it.

"What happened here?" Denethor asked.

"It's most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed." Haldir said.

"A lot of good it did them." Gimli snapped. "Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it. Pirates."

"There's no proof of that. It was probably an accident." Denethor nervously laughed. Boromir walked up to the elf that was pulled out of the water.

"Rouse the captain immediately," Haldir began walking quickly, "Heave to and take in sail, launch the boats."

"Boromir, I want you to accompany the Elf." Denethor told his son. "He'll be in your charge. Take care of him." Boromir hurried to the Elf as the crew rowed out to the burning ship. Boromir moved a piece of blond hair from the Elf's face. The Elf gasped and grabbed his wrist. Boromir jumped.

"It's okay. My name's Boromir." Boromir assured the panting Elf.

"L-Le-Legolas Greenleaf." The Elf stuttered.

"I'm watching over you, Legolas." Boromir smiled. Legolas fell unconscious again. Boromir noticed a golden necklace around Legolas' neck. He grabbed it and looked at it closer. It was a gold medallion.

"You're a pirate!" Boromir gasped.

"Has he said anything?" Haldir asked Boromir. Boromir turned and hid the medallion behind his back.

"His name is Legolas Greenleaf. That's all I found out." Boromir replied.

"Take him below." Haldir said. Boromir walked to the rear of the ship and looked at the medallion again. He saw a ship with black sails not too far away. Boromir gasped and screwed his eyes shut.